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Rihanna: WTF R U WEARING?

Posted by Richie Rich on September 25th, 2009

Rihanna pictured here catching a departing flight from JFK airport in New York City September 23rd.

Those pants. Those shoes? That shirt, or lack there of… You sure look like you’re trying to make a statement here. However, I can’t figure it out cause all I see is a mix of Carrie Bradshaw/Lady Gaga, and HOT MESS! “Run this town?” Really? More like run the corner. I can’t believe this is how you airport slunt. With the bodyguard holding your purse, you’re a materialBITCH. However with that unforgivable outfit, you’re a materialBOTCH. Nice try!

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Sep

Lil’ Kim: WTF R U WEARING!?!?

Posted by Richie Rich on September 23rd, 2009

Lil’ Kim, pictured recently, with friends on Miami Beach.

I have to thank my fellow Twitter user/friend @Jelle_DeVroe for submitting this stunning picture of the hip-hop artist enjoying the beach in Miami Florida with friend LisaRaye. How many licks do we need to give her in the back of the head for thinking it was okay to, first, rock that ugly ass print? But then to throw salt on an already painful eye-sore… She tucks the top of the dress in a way that her flapjacks (though covered) are exposed and hanging out looking like truck stop bait. I don’t think she bought that ugly dress like that. Correct me if I’m wrong. But also make sure you correct the designer of this fucked up Wal*Mart chic SHIT! I do like those shoe’s tho. They’re on point! Just not from the ankle up.

I love you Lil’ Kim. When other’s thought you were getting it wrong with past daring fashion choices. I rooted for you and thought you were rocking your own unique style that set you apart from labels. Be original. But this is just fucked up. I wouldn’t like the dress with the top not tucked in. But seriously… Chest out? Are you that hungry for attention?

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Sep

Rihanna: WTF R U WEARING!?!?

Posted by Richie Rich on September 23rd, 2009

Rihanna, pictured recently, strolling the streets of New York wearing this lovely number…

Wow Rihanna! I know that I reported the OTK boot trend a while back and my prediction was totally right-on, but you’re seriously going to pair them with that hideous dress, shirt, 50% leotard, 100% hot-mess of an outfit?

I can’t stop shaking my head and that passerby who is also in the photo above looks as shocked as we do.

My advice to you…

You are no style icon. Quit while you’re ahead! And a stylist wouldn’t hurt either… In fact. It’d do your look a world of good.

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Sep

WTF ARE YOU WEARING??!: TAYLOR SWIFT

Posted by xoBELLAx on September 17th, 2009

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Swift is obviously no stranger to sharing her spotlight with rappers.

Much like we never expected the autotune king T Pain & the anti-autotune Jay Z to share the stage, we definitely wouldn’t have ever expected to see country crooner Taylor Swift borrowing their clothes.

Or holding a pose reminiscent of one of the “mad gangster, yo!” guys found on the MySpace Douche page.

Maybe we’ll see Kanye styling for Swift soon?!

xoxo, BELLA

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Sep

VMA Fashion- Totally a Trainwreck?

Posted by xoBELLAx on September 14th, 2009

TOTALLY A TRAINWRECK

Here’s infamous douchebag Perez Hilton, looking like Will-I-Am bitch slapped him with a wet paintbrush. He also robbed some low budget motel for their couch covers to make a jacket. He may also have more a vag than Lady Gaga. We don’t know yet.

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Amber Rose, you are a bad bitch. But I do.not.like. your fit. Not that I like mowing the lawn (we have servants for that), but I don’t even have to cut the grass for the snakes to show. Please shed that outfit, ASAP! Python print should be reserved for Gucci bags & shoes, only! I guess men isn’t the only thing she has bad taste in.

Katy Perry needs a new makeup artist. Look how pale her face looks compared to the rest of her body. Girl, I’m HERE for you; we GOT you!

BEST DRESSED- mB’s in action

Beyonce looking classy & fabulous.

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Bronx bombshell J.Lo- her shoes are a must have for every material bitch.

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AMBIGUOUS

Much like Lady Gaga’s gender is an undecided topic, we also can’t tell what the fuck she is wearing…or if we should love it or hate it?!

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xoxo, BELLA

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Sep

Jessica Simpson: WTF R U WEARING!?!?

Posted by Richie Rich on September 6th, 2009

Former singer and reality television personality Jessica Simpson being escorted by bodyguards holding a giant see-through dildo in Paris, France September 3rd.

You look like a fool Jessica! How is it incognito when we can see through the giant pito??? Dumb ass slunt!

Someone’s a little hungry for attention…

Nuff said.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Aug

Lindsay Lohan: WTF R U WEARING!?!?

Posted by Richie Rich on August 23rd, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan pictured above 8/20/09 window shopping in SoHo.

Really Lindsay? You look like your going to a hoe-down monster truck rally as the pole dancing entertainment for the night.

NOT HOT!

Put the crack pipe down sweetie and borrow some money to get an actual stylist.

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

P.S. Is that toilet paper hanging out your ass? WTF?

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Aug

Ashley Tisdale: WTF R U WEARING!?!?

Posted by Richie Rich on August 16th, 2009

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Disney robot star & singer Ashley Tisdale leaving a salon recently in California.

I know I wore silver at my latest show, but this outfit is BUMP!

Acid wash jeans & a Transformers tee with those boots?

You’ve got to be kidding me.

GET A STYLIST QUICK SLUNT!

You look like some bitch in a failing advertisement for Claire’s or something lame as fuck like that.

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Note from mB: She has no style or talent.. Who the FUCK wears a transformer shirt?.. Is she fucking retarded. I love myself.. The end. ::sip:: <3 mB