Marcy: I’m sorry, but that song sucks poopies. The vid looks like a 12 year old made it. Luv the site though!...
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Teresa: LMFAO, I totally believe this was real. The 80’s were all about doing coke and E, this was the result.
petebeat: Oh, I get why this is offensive. They didn’t include watermelon on the menu OR grape drink!! WTF NBC,...
Nikki: I bet if they had Colt 45 on that menu, no one would have been offended. Of all the things to get snarky...
mB: That’s great to know Jim thanks for the visual. ::sip::
Jim McCray: L TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN L. I really probably would touch you with my penis.

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MaterialBITCHES in action… Justin TimberLAME

Posted by Richie Rich on July 15th, 2009

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Justin TimberLAME, surprised by a Paparazzi leaving somewhere, gets in his face and starts acting all douchey and shit!

The reason I posted this under the “materialBITCHES in action” category is because materialBITCHES love to get in slunts faces and talk shit. We’re just sorry it couldn’t have been a cooler celebrity.

Honestly, having peeped all the photo’s… TimberLAME actually looks like he held his own here. He must of been having a bad day or something and needed to do something to make himself feel more valid and less like the loser he’s becoming…

Strangely making him look like even more like a loser douche…

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Spotted! True materialBITCHES in action… Tina Fey

Posted by Richie Rich on July 1st, 2009

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Observe Tina Fey having her shoes put on her by some insignificant assistant on the New York set of her new movie “Date Night.”

What can I say? Bending over really is a lot of work!

That’s so hot Tina! That’s how we do. Real materialBITCHES are NOT humble! Instead. We have slunts to put on our shoes for us, tie them, and pick the gum off that we just stepped on with their teeth. Hired Help = True materialBITCH necessity.

That’s how we roll…

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