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Nov

materialBITCH style: Which shoe bitch are you?

Posted by Richie Rich on November 5th, 2009

Every stylish materialBITCH knows that when she sees red bottom shoes, they’re Louboutin’s. Christian Louboutin has been designing his beautiful footwear since 1991 and developed a patent for his trademark ‘red bottoms’ in 1992, so take note bitches…

Red bottom’s = Louboutin (which in turn) = Fierce materialBITCH shoe game!

Got it?

But my question to you is… Which kind of shoe bitch are you?

I’ve taken the liberty of displaying my four favorite Louboutin styles from his current four collections, available at neimanmarcus.com, aka my second home.

For our daring materialBITCH’s who like to wear black and take risks, there’s the High-Heel Cage Bootie (top left) which retails for $1595. Then for our trendy materialBITCH’s who like accents and hardware, there’s the Studded Slingback Pump which retails for $1695. For our classier materialBITCH’s that like a closed toe heel that’s still got a little bit of flash, there’s (my personal favorite) the Glitter Pump which retails for $595. Last but not least, for our boot loving materialBITCH’s… There’s the lovely Babel Plaform Knee Boots which retail for $1495.

If you want to turn heads and be the envy of your bitch-clique… Get your Amex card ready and shop it up!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

P.S. Normally, I wouldn’t post prices because true materialBITCH’s like yours truly, Bella, and mB herself, do not need to observe that nonsense. However, being that our country is in an apparent recession… I figured I would post the prices for all the broke bitches out there who might have to save up for their red bottoms, which also go great with materialBITCH’s Curse Couture Clothing. You’re welcome slunts!

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Oct

The Alexander McQueen Skull Knuckle Duster Whipsnake Clutch: Cop This Shit Now!

Posted by Richie Rich on October 2nd, 2009

This lovely little gem is known as the Alexander McQueen Skull Knuckle Duster Whipsnake Clutch and features an ornate knuckle duster with skull, freshwater pearl, and Swarovski details finishing the whipsnake design. It’s leather lined and features a hinged closure. I personally am IN LOVE with it (and anything else by Alexander McQueen, for that matter!) and think any materialBITCH who wants to rock style and attitude should cop this shit NOW! It retails for $1895.00 and can be found at SaksFifthAvenue.com or any fine retailer of Alexander McQueen. Love it slunts!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Aug

I just can’t get enough of Curse Couture!

Posted by Richie Rich on August 19th, 2009

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Whether you pair these fucking fabulous tee’s with your favorite skinny jeans, skirts, short shorts, or P.J. bottoms…

There’s no denying that Curse Couture by materialBITCH is hot and a must have for any stylish bitch that loves to wear their opinion on their sleeve.

These shirts also make killer layering pieces (as pictured above) and always seem to be a hot topic of conversation by the public when seen out and about.

The coolest thing is that you can get this amazing couture here at materialBITCH.com. Check it out!

I swear by this shit.

Get yours today!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jul

Cop this shit NOW! The only hobo you’ll want to give your money to! And it’s Prada Suede…

Posted by Richie Rich on July 11th, 2009

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materialBITCHES! Check em out.

I was doing a little online shopping over at NeimanMarcus.com and I stumbled upon these fall preview beauties that would definitely accent any materialBITCHES shoulder. Both bags are available in red and brown and are made with luxurious soft suede.

I wanted to show slunts who like their purses small this cute red suede Prada hobo with a gold chain strap. Retailing at $795 it’s a Neiman Marcus exclusive so cop it while it lasts!

For bitches who like their purses the size of Tila Tequila’s cooter big this Prada open tote should suffice. It has a top handle, removeable shoulder strap, and a gathered bottom for that chic fall look that’s mostly about warm colors. It retails for $995.

Broke bitches? Too bad. So sad.

I might let you pet mine.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Note from mB: Uckingfay.. abulousfay! ::sip:: <3 mB

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Jul

Broke ass materialBITCH wannabes… Barney’s NY (& online store) is having the BIGGEST Manolo Blahnik sale ever! Slunts. You heard me right.

Posted by Richie Rich on July 6th, 2009

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Another favorite store of mine when I’m in N.Y. is Barneys NY. Missing the display windows and elegant Manhattan attitude, I quickly found myself going to Barneys.com and did I ever discover a gem for the materialBITCHES of the world?

Upon arriving at Barneys.com and clicking “shoes.” You’ll find…

Manolo’s, Louboutins, Choo’s, Prada’s, etc. all pretty much 50% off!

You are not dreaming. Available in all sizes, all colors.

You don’t even have to be in New York to be eligible for these amazing deals.

Just set your browser bar to barneys.com and get that Black Amex card ready materialBITCHES!

You know you love me!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

NOTE: Though we here at materialBITCH.com do not know of any said “recession.” We would like to dedicate this post to downsizing materialBITCHES who may have to scale back from private runway home collection previews (like mB & I are used to) to catching a discount online like the one at Barneys.com featured in this post. Regardless. Just click shoes slunts!

P.S. If any hospitilizations or any fun, crazy inspired photo’s or stories happen inspired by this post. Do share.

Richard@materialBITCH.com

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Jul

Cop this shit NOW! The Prada OTK boots are a materialBITCH MUST for Fall!

Posted by Richie Rich on July 3rd, 2009

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The Prada OTK Boot is made with black nappa leather. It features a side zip, Leather soles, A 4 1/2″ covered block heel, and is made in Italy.

Ladies and Adam Lambert! It goes great with skirts, leggings, tucked jeans, a mix and match of both, etc.

These boots we’re made for stomping bitches in the face walking in true materialBITCH style.

For dumb ho’s that don’t know… OTK means Over The Knee.

In these boots, which retail for $1,400… You’ll be a TKO!

Check em’ out at my FAVE store Bergdorf Goodman!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jun

ELUXURY.COM CLOSED IT’S DOORS… WTF?!?!? ::sniff:: My life is over!

Posted by Richie Rich on June 29th, 2009

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It’s 1:30 A.M. and I’m being my materialBITCH ass self… Blogging, Tweeting, and online shopping all at the same time. Oh yeah, I might have got a few texts in there on the ole CuntBerry too! Anyways, I type in http://eluxury.com into my browser bar and am not directed to my favorite online retailer of Dior (Homme), Fendi, Marc Jacobs, and more.

No.

Instead… I’m taken to some jacked up wannabe artsy trendy metrosexual site asking me (right off the bat) “Question. Double Martini or Virgin Mary?”(Of course I chose the Martini even though I wanted to choose the “FUCK YOU!”)

I didn’t want EITHER! I wanted my fucking designer bags, wallets, jackets, shoes, umbrellas, sunglasses, underwear, swim trunks, train cases, canine accessory holders, & I WANTED THEM NOW YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING SLUNTS!

I am truly crushed. I know I could just be driven to the store… Walk in. Buy the damn items myself and go home happy. But does not one understand the amazing, exciting feeling of treasures being delivered to your door step from behind the gates?

For me it’s more exhilarating than sex. Kidding. But it fucking comes close. It used to be like Christmas 24/7 and eluxury sponsored the whole thing! It was good times! I have other favorites but eluxury was the best! NeimanMarcus.com does trails in at a super close 2nd though…

So as I’m holding my Dior Homme wallet I purchased from eluxury.com circa 2008 in my hands bawling. I’m going to take a moment of silence for the old eluxury.com and you should too!

FUCK YOU ELUXURY.COM FOR NOT BEING RECESSION PROOF!

-Richie Rich ~_~*xoxo

Note from mB: Yea that is fucking whack. I had a separate laptop setup just for elux.. I will just throw it into the garbage I guess. Fuck everyone. ::sip:: <3 mB

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Jun

materialBITCHES… Cop this shit now! The Louis Vuitton Minaudière Jersey

Posted by Richie Rich on June 27th, 2009

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The Louis Vuitton Minaudière Jersey clutch

What true materialBITCH doesn’t love Louis Vuitton? Timeless. Classic. Luxurious. Louis Vuitton embodies the lifestyle of every materialBITCH and is the most stylish way to carry your ID, .45, coke vial, or canine accessory.

Both mB & myself own Louis Vuittons & swear by them. Being a homo & fellow materialBITCH, I find it an acceptable hobby to collect designer bags from designers like Louis Vuitton and have thus coined myself… The Bag Fag. And the Louis Vuitton Minaudière Jersey clutch is a new release from the accessory designer that I absolutely adore!

Inspired by Chanel clutches early 20th century jewellery boxes, the Minaudière in pure wool jersey is the ultimate evening accessory. The beautiful golden brass chain can be kept inside the clutch when not in use and it is available in pink (which I prefer) & black. This bag retails for $1,790 and is in limited supply.

True materialBITCHES… Go cop this shit now at LouisVuitton.com

Otherwise, better start saving your pennies broke-ass slunts!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Note from mB: I have so many beauties all over the floor that when I try to walk through my bag room I imagine it is a similar feeling that a poor white trash baby would have when wading through piss soaked colored plastic balls while waiting for their fat pig parents to stuff their faces with deep fried goodness from mcdonalds minus poor white trash baby.. piss soaked.. fat pig parents.. deep fried goodness and mcdonalds part. ::sip:: <3 mB