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		<title>WTF R U WEARING!?!? Kelly-O &amp; her Boy-Ho edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richie Rich</dc:creator>
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Kelly Osbourne with her prostiTOT fiancee Luke Worrall leaving a funeral they attended together after eating dinner somewhere in England looking all twilight, sickly, &#38; shit.
It almost looks like they&#8217;re joining the trend of dressing like Wacko, but it&#8217;s not working&#8230;
And I still can&#8217;t tell these two apart!
Just sayin!
-Richie Rich ^_~XO
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em><strong>Kelly Osbourne with her <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">prostiTOT</span> fiancee Luke Worrall <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">leaving a funeral they attended</span> together after eating dinner somewhere in England looking all <a href="http://www.materialbitch.com/2009/06/mangled-mug-membership-member-ashlee-simpson/" target="_self">twilight</a>, sickly, &amp; shit.</strong></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It almost looks like they&#8217;re joining the trend of <a href="http://www.materialbitch.com/2009/06/wtf-r-u-wearing-lindsay-lohan-edition/" target="_blank">dressing like Wacko</a>, <strong>but it&#8217;s not working&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>And I still can&#8217;t tell these two apart!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Just sayin!</span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">-Richie Rich ^_~XO</p>
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		<title>Kelly Osbourne likes little boys&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richie Rich</dc:creator>
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What&#8217;s up with Osbournes and biting?
Okay, so I know that he&#8217;s not jail bate anymore but Kelly Osbourne has been dating her little man Luke Worrall since early 2008 when he was just 18 years old and barely legal.
Think of it like this&#8230;
When he was 9. She was 15 and sluntin it up at night [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><em>What&#8217;s up with Osbournes and biting?</em></strong></p>
<p>Okay, so I know that he&#8217;s not jail bate <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">anymore</span> but Kelly Osbourne has been dating her<em> little man</em> Luke Worrall since early 2008 when he was just 18 years old <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">and barely legal.</span></p>
<p>Think of it like this&#8230;</p>
<p>When he was 9. She was 15 and sluntin it up at night clubs. Drinking, partying, popping oxycontin, and <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">giving bj&#8217;s to</span> befriending whoever would pay her attention.</p>
<p>So&#8230; I dunno. This relationship makes you wonder&#8230; <strong>Who&#8217;s <em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">in it</span></em> for <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em>what?</em></span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2727" style="border: 6px solid black;" src="http://www.materialbitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-190.png" alt="KellyandLuke2" width="397" height="554" /><br />
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<p>Then there&#8217;s <em>fug photo&#8217;s</em> like this one <em>(<a href="http://www.materialbitch.com/2009/04/kelly-osbourne-needs-to-go-verticle/" target="_self">going horizontal again</a>)</em><strong> above</strong> where you can&#8217;t even <em>tell the two apart</em>. And has <em>anyone even questioned Luke&#8217;s sexuality yet?</em> Cause I&#8217;m starting to sense a <strong>BEARD ALERT</strong> here&#8230; Just look at the photo <strong>below</strong>!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2728" style="border: 6px solid black;" src="http://www.materialbitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-191.png" alt="LukeandHeel" width="381" height="589" /></p>
<p>I bet he picked it out for <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">himself</span> Kelly himself!</p>
<p>So fun! I guess with <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">her junior mooch</span> Luke she won&#8217;t have to <a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/01/kelly-osbourne-goes-to-rehab-again/" target="_blank">go to rehab</a> alone next time.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>Just sayin!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo</p>
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