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MTV: Guido-fies your favorite celebrities to looks like Jersey Shore cast members.

Posted by Richie Rich on January 7th, 2010

The wonderful crew over at MTV wanted to see what some of Hollywood’s biggest stars would look like if given the tanorexic, guido disposition of the Jersey Shore cast and I must say… I’ve been laughing at these pictures all morning!

15 year old singer, Justin Bieber (who I normally refer to as “lesbian-fetus”) made a hilarious The Situation! And Lady Gaga as J-WOWW? Well, honestly? It was a refreshing make-under for the “Bad Romance” singer. Taylor Swift’s Snooki remix had me laughing so hard I almost spit out my latte and the usually pale-as-fuck Robert Pattinson looks kind of cute as Ronnie. Cuter than he’ll ever look in person or in regular, non guido-fied photo’s. My only disappointment was Nick Jonas (whoever the hell he is?) as Vinny.

They could have at least given him Vinny’s hair cut. WTF? Anyways… Check them out and tell us what you think!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jan

Lady GaGa: Says “Slunt out with your cunt out 2010!”

Posted by Richie Rich on January 2nd, 2010

Alright, I admit it… I don’t know what the fuck Lady Gaga actually said as she bid farewell to 2009. I just think that the statement (I created) “Slunt out with your cunt out” is the perfect female equivalent to the well known dude expression “Rock out with your cock out!” So I was using this photo taken of Lady Gaga December 31st, 2009 as an excuse to test my new slogan out on y’all. So… what do you think?

Also… Do you really think Lady Gaga is a hermie? I don’t. I just think the whole rumor is another well-thought-up publicity stunt from the Gaga machine. Who gives a shit anyways? I’m into her for the music. Plus being gay surprisingly makes me not care to know the inner happening’s of Lady Gaga’s vajayjay anyways. So… Fuck this whole blog entry and simply…

“Slunt out with your cunt out materialBITCH’s of 2010!”

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Nov

Lady Gaga: NOT HOT mess alert!

Posted by Richie Rich on November 4th, 2009

Lady Gaga is still a hot mess! But nothing is hot about this ensemble, in this picture taken of the singer Monday, November 2nd as she attended the ACE Awards. Whatever the hell those are!

I understand that she probably dresses bat-shit crazy to get attention and that there’s some sort of artistic symbolism in each couture piece that she wears. But even if the designers are giving her this shit for free… Seriously!? This outfit is FUCKED!

Caution: The veil over her face is darker then it appears and so tight that it clouds judgment on acceptable fashion choices…

You really are gaga lady!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Sep

Botox and the beast…

Posted by Richie Rich on September 16th, 2009

Lady Gaga and Madonna attending the Marc Jacobs 2010 Spring Fashion Show at the NY State Armory on September 14, 2009 in New York.

Seriously?

I’m supposed to believe that Lady Gaga is 23? More like 23 backwards… And Madonna? I have to wonder. What the hell did she stuff into her cheeks to make them stretch the wrinkles away like that? She looks better but still… Her face keeps expanding wider and wider… Well soon that balloon is gonna pop! Or not be able to hide the next twenty years of cougar lovin’… ROFL!

Bitches please! Quit lying about your age and denying the work you’re having done. The public can be naive. But fuck! We’re not that stupid.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Sep

Lady Gaga: WTF R U WEARING!?!? MTV VMA’s Edition

Posted by Richie Rich on September 15th, 2009

You already saw the blood. You already saw the neck brace. Now observe the myriad of bat-shit craziness that was the rest of Lady Gaga’s ensembles worn at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.

She managed to be so many things that evening: A barbed-wire birds nest, A sexy space alien, A piece of squid/fish-egg sashimi, An Avenger, A clothed table, and so much more!

Regardless… She managed to be the talk of the evening. Viewers couldn’t help but mention all of her psycho outfit changes keeping her a top trending topic on Twitter just like Lil Mama. Also making me finish this article by saying…

Simply put. The bitch is smart. She knows how to keep them talking and major talk always translates to big $.

Well done.

But honestly… If you’re on a five year plan. What kind of crazy stunts will you have to pull to stay on top when you’ve already pushed the envelope? There’s a thought. What are you going to do next? Perform naked while revealing your hermy goods and humping the legs of midgets while jumping through fire rings coming out of the asses of your dancers? With Gaga…

Anything’s possible.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

UPDATE: I was just sent this picture (below) on Twitter which allegedly is the inspiration for Lady Gaga’s outfits… Interesting!

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But still CRAZY!

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Sep

VMA Fashion- Totally a Trainwreck?

Posted by xoBELLAx on September 14th, 2009

TOTALLY A TRAINWRECK

Here’s infamous douchebag Perez Hilton, looking like Will-I-Am bitch slapped him with a wet paintbrush. He also robbed some low budget motel for their couch covers to make a jacket. He may also have more a vag than Lady Gaga. We don’t know yet.

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Amber Rose, you are a bad bitch. But I do.not.like. your fit. Not that I like mowing the lawn (we have servants for that), but I don’t even have to cut the grass for the snakes to show. Please shed that outfit, ASAP! Python print should be reserved for Gucci bags & shoes, only! I guess men isn’t the only thing she has bad taste in.

Katy Perry needs a new makeup artist. Look how pale her face looks compared to the rest of her body. Girl, I’m HERE for you; we GOT you!

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Beyonce looking classy & fabulous.

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Bronx bombshell J.Lo- her shoes are a must have for every material bitch.

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Much like Lady Gaga’s gender is an undecided topic, we also can’t tell what the fuck she is wearing…or if we should love it or hate it?!

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xoxo, BELLA

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Sep

Lady GaGa: Has very heavy menstrual flow during VMA performance!

Posted by Richie Rich on September 14th, 2009

During last nights spectacle at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, Lady GaGa starting bleeding on stage in what was supposed to be an “art piece.”

To me? It just looked like someone was having a very public “time of the month.”

I get the whack outfits, but damn… This was taking it a little too far. We really only wanted to see the blood of Kanye last night.

It’s called Tampax honey. Buy a box.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Aug

The Lady is obviously Gaga for attention! But still… WTF R U WEARING!?!?

Posted by Richie Rich on August 3rd, 2009

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Lady Gaga pictured above leaving hotel Phoenix in Copenhagen, Denmark on Friday July 31.

Seriously? After getting ganged banged by a group of Kermit’s, you’re seriously going to walk around in a nude colored one piece, a lab coat, and a bee-hive that looks that it got soaked in the cum of Barney the purple dinosaur?

Someone’s a little starved for attention.

What else could explain this serious LACK of fashion sense?

Kudos to originality. But still…

(Shakes head)

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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