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Jun

Lady Gaga: Eats floor while attempting to do the stanky leg dance in platforms.

Posted by Richie Rich on June 25th, 2010

At least that’s how it looks to me…

Lady Gimmick Gaga recently took a spill when arriving at Heathrow airport in London England.

Seriously Stephanie. You’re talented. You don’t have to keep doing this shit. It honestly looks exhausting.

Just sayin’.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jun

Wanna fuck a hot celeb tonight? Just spend a little cash and get to blowing!

Posted by Richie Rich on June 17th, 2010

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I honestly want all three of these. The Lady Gag Gag doll is fucking brilliant!

Though I must admit that the idea of Sarah Jessica Porkher Parker having a sex doll is mind boggling. I doubt it will sell well because most people aren’t into bestiality.

Lastly? Tiger Woods…

“He’s always ready to play an extra hole or two!”

Are you kidding me? Who writes this stuff?

My future husband must because I can’t fucking stop LAUGHING. Is the PipeDream company for real? This is comedy. I really can’t actually imagine some nasty loser taking one of these cheap-ass dolls home and rubbing one out on or in it. The very concept is so NAST It makes me want to VOM. Which is good because I had a big lunch.

I think if I had one of these blow-up dolls I’d just leave it in the box and leave it on the coffee table so that my friends and I can laugh our asses off at how realistic and superior the plastic versions are compared to the real thing.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jun

Sluntin is a habit: Photo Roundup

Posted by Richie Rich on June 12th, 2010

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(Pamela Anderson looking rode hard and put back dry wet at a recent store opening)

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(Miley Cyrus in a prostiTOT dress walking outside barefoot and thankfully wearing panties)

(Courtney Love does a rode hard and put back greasy wet photo-shoot courtesy of her Facebook)

(Lady Gaga upstaging the Mets in her underwear during a game recently)

(Jennifer Lopez desperately tries to get media attention by doing the classic and overdone ‘panty flash’)

These slunts sure do keep it classy!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jun

Lady Gaga: Upstages her sisters high school graduation by being herself

Posted by Richie Rich on June 9th, 2010

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(Observe Lady Gaga attending her younger sisters graduation in New York recently)

Looking like that, do you really think anyone even remembered that a graduation was actually taking place at this event?

Way to upstage your little sisters big moment Lady GAy GAy!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Feb

Lady Gaga: Takes pearl necklaces to a new extreme…

Posted by Richie Rich on February 11th, 2010

Lady Gaga walked the red carpet at the amfAR New York Gala co-sponsored by MAC Cosmetics on Wednesday (February 11) in New York City wearing pearls from head to toe. Literally. H to T!

That shit looks like it was spilling all over the floor too. Somebody grab a Dyson!

And Lady Gaga, isn’t it seriously like two degrees in NYC right now? You’re baring belly and no pants?

You really are daring.

Especially wearing all that white and not making sure your teeth match.

Sorry. I’m a Lady Gaga fan too but I just had to say it.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jan

MTV: Guido-fies your favorite celebrities to looks like Jersey Shore cast members.

Posted by Richie Rich on January 7th, 2010

The wonderful crew over at MTV wanted to see what some of Hollywood’s biggest stars would look like if given the tanorexic, guido disposition of the Jersey Shore cast and I must say… I’ve been laughing at these pictures all morning!

15 year old singer, Justin Bieber (who I normally refer to as “lesbian-fetus”) made a hilarious The Situation! And Lady Gaga as J-WOWW? Well, honestly? It was a refreshing make-under for the “Bad Romance” singer. Taylor Swift‘s Snooki remix had me laughing so hard I almost spit out my latte and the usually pale-as-fuck Robert Pattinson looks kind of cute as Ronnie. Cuter than he’ll ever look in person or in regular, non guido-fied photo’s. My only disappointment was Nick Jonas (whoever the hell he is?) as Vinny.

They could have at least given him Vinny’s hair cut. WTF? Anyways… Check them out and tell us what you think!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Jan

Lady GaGa: Says “Slunt out with your cunt out 2010!”

Posted by Richie Rich on January 2nd, 2010

Alright, I admit it… I don’t know what the fuck Lady Gaga actually said as she bid farewell to 2009. I just think that the statement (I created) “Slunt out with your cunt out” is the perfect female equivalent to the well known dude expression “Rock out with your cock out!” So I was using this photo taken of Lady Gaga December 31st, 2009 as an excuse to test my new slogan out on y’all. So… what do you think?

Also… Do you really think Lady Gaga is a hermie? I don’t. I just think the whole rumor is another well-thought-up publicity stunt from the Gaga machine. Who gives a shit anyways? I’m into her for the music. Plus being gay surprisingly makes me not care to know the inner happening’s of Lady Gaga’s vajayjay anyways. So… Fuck this whole blog entry and simply…

“Slunt out with your cunt out materialBITCH‘s of 2010!”

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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Nov

Lady Gaga: NOT HOT mess alert!

Posted by Richie Rich on November 4th, 2009

Lady Gaga is still a hot mess! But nothing is hot about this ensemble, in this picture taken of the singer Monday, November 2nd as she attended the ACE Awards. Whatever the hell those are!

I understand that she probably dresses bat-shit crazy to get attention and that there’s some sort of artistic symbolism in each couture piece that she wears. But even if the designers are giving her this shit for free… Seriously!? This outfit is FUCKED!

Caution: The veil over her face is darker then it appears and so tight that it clouds judgment on acceptable fashion choices…

You really are gaga lady!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo