MaterialBITCH.com - The online community of bitches.. Originator of Curse Couture - Clothing for bitches - Sustainable, organic and all that shit. » Ferris Bueller http://www.materialbitch.com Shit talking never felt so right.. from Celebs to twitter/facebook/myspace douches. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:46:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Horseface & Ferris Bueller have twins! But who cares?! EXCLUSIVE! Did you notice the moles have grown back? AND MULTIPLIED!!! http://www.materialbitch.com/2009/07/horseface-ferris-bueller-have-twins-but-who-cares-exclusive-did-you-notice-the-moles-have-grown-back-and-multiplied/ http://www.materialbitch.com/2009/07/horseface-ferris-bueller-have-twins-but-who-cares-exclusive-did-you-notice-the-moles-have-grown-back-and-multiplied/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:18:07 +0000 Richie Rich http://www.materialbitch.com/?p=2768 SJPandmoleyfam

Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker with husband Ferris Bueller, son Wilkie, and new twin daughters Loretta & Tabitha Broderick and a lot of moles.

Hopefully those little babies mugs come out with the better features of the two. From certain angles (in this above picture at least) they’re not that terrifying fugs.

Congrats Ferris & fam! Your breeding is so hot.

-Richie Rich ^_~XOXO

UPDATE: I must add… I’m a fan of Sex & the City and Carrie Bradshaw. Just not SJP herself. I’ve watched interviews that left me going “WTF!? Seriously.” And with disastrous movies like The Family Stone… Need I say more?

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by Richard A. Mills

P.S. DON’T BREED EITHER!

Note from mB: It’s Ferris Bueller Richard!.. he can sport that shit and ride a scooter and get away with it. His only mistake in life was putting his penis in SJPMonsters vadgeen and pumping out an alien weirdo kid. How come we’re not talking more about how that bitch had her signature face testicle removed? Her neck must feel the relief from carrying that huge extra sac around no?.. ::sip:: <3 mB

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