Here’s infamous douchebag Perez Hilton, looking like Will-I-Am bitch slapped him with a wet paintbrush.  He also robbed some low budget motel for their couch covers to make a jacket.  He may also have more a vag than Lady Gaga.  We don’t know yet.

Amber Rose, you are a bad bitch.  But I do.not.like. your fit.  Not that I like mowing the lawn (we have servants for that), but I don’t even have to cut the grass for the snakes to show.  Please shed that outfit, ASAP!  Python print should be reserved for Gucci bags & shoes, only!  I guess men isn’t the only thing she has bad taste in.

Katy Perry needs a new makeup artist.  Look how pale her face looks compared to the rest of her body.  Girl, I’m HERE for you; we GOT you!

BEST DRESSED- mB’s in action

Beyonce looking classy & fabulous.

Bronx bombshell J.Lo- her shoes are a must have for every material bitch.

AMBIGUOUS

Much like Lady Gaga’s gender is an undecided topic, we also can’t tell what the fuck she is wearing…or if we should love it or hate it?!

xoxo, BELLA

It has been reported that Chris Brown & Kanye’s ex, Ford model Amber Rose we’re spotted hooking up behind Diddy’s mansion at the white party he hosted recently this past weekend.

We’re not surprised. Being an ex stripper and all he seems like her type. We’ll stay tuned for the sex tape she’ll likely try to release when she starts to become even more irrelevant within the next day week or so. The countdown has begun!

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Former prostitute stripper turned Kanye West’s Girlfriend professionally & sometimes model Amber Blows Rose leaving the Villa Night Club with a Kelis-styled blue do looking jacked the fuck up.

She better get better style before her man leaves her for someone he feels will compliment his ego high fashion sense better.

Kanye… You can’t turn a hooker into a housewife… Or a fashionista either! Sorry bro.

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

materialBITCHES are born with class.