HOUSE BUNNY DROPPINGS.

August 19th, 2008

Posted By: London Sierra
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/lo_si_co

Opening in theaters Friday, The House Bunny stars the always awkwardly gorgeous Anna Faris along with a slew of B-list sort-of “actresses”. We got American Idol and ex-binge and purge enthusiast, Katherine McPhee, along with that girl from Superbad, Emma Stone, and Demi and Bruce’s um, “robust” daughter, Rumor Willis. Although this movie seems all too familiar, about a girl who got through life based on her looks and her ditzy charm, but is thrown into a situation where she has to dig deeper than her silicone goes to find her true self (a la Legally Blonde), I am actually pretty excited to see if it delivers. With a couple more F-bombs, Anna has the makings to be the next Jenny McCarthy, minus the tired ass asymmetrical bob.
PS: love the outfits Anna and Rumor, snaps to you. Katherine and Emma? Ehhh, youre not impressing me, sorry bitches :]

-London Sierra

Note from MB: Anna Faris has a voice that makes me want to slam my head against a brick wall until bone is exposed. The movie is going to be a steaming loaf so much so that I might have to watch it also. Rumor willis is hot! ::sip:: <3 MB

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MEN NEED TO FEEL SEXY TOO.

August 19th, 2008

Posted By: Rockstar Barbie
Email: rsbarbie@yahoo.com
Website: http://rsbarbie.tumblr.com/

This is a little too easy. Men lingerie=GAY! This needs little more explanation but come on. The one sided thong looks like a slingshot and does a man really need all those strings in his ass. Can you imagine your man trying to seduce you and he has cats cradle going across his ass. Oh yeah that’s manly. “Hold on baby while I loosen all these strings”. I would never put this on and I hope no man ever will either. I can only imagine what the rest of the line looks like. Never in a million years could this be sexy. Even if you were looking for a little kinky dirty action (which we all need from time to time), but just say NO to man lingerie. Bad Vizeau…Bad.

-Rock Star Barbie

Note from MB: Does that watermark say Les Sausages? <3 MB

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NOT HOT IN HOLLYWOOD.

August 18th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Wait I thought this was the Hot In Hollywood party? What the fuck are these useless disgusting slunts doing there? Notice the Fendi in Tila Whorequilas hand? What did I tell you bitches about Fendi being for slookers? Hot in Hollywood is an HIV/AIDS benefit.. kinda makes sense they would want Tila there to show that life goes on even with the hivs herps and hepsi.

The whore on the right is Courtenay Semel and is the one that claims to have hooked up with Lindsay Lohan for some scissoring back in 07. Lindsay your choice in women is really worrisome.. what the fuck bitch? Michael and Dina really did a number on you. ::sip:: [Photo: Buzzfoto.com]

Rep the brand, base everything on looks.
<3 MB

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BUY-TEES.NET REVIEW OF MY SHITS.

August 16th, 2008

Posted By: MBEmail: mb@materialbitch.comMyspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

We just got a lovely review from a UK Tee Blog called buy-tees.net. Thank you for the nice words Paul, feel free to come and release tension by spewing forth profanity when you take a break from the PG writing.. would be glad to have you join in the fun. Cheers bitch!!

Click here to read the article slunts.

Rep the brand, worldwide. Brits love me like Germans love David Hasslecough.
<3 MB

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STOP ASKING.

August 16th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Who the fuck am I?.. I’m that bitch.

Thanks for the pic Trishelle but why would anyone get a trucker hat with that shit on it? It should have said “SLUNT” or “Fucking Fabulous”. <3 MB

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MYSPACE WINNER: BOBBY SACRAMENTO AKA HANDLEBARS

August 16th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

ROFL. Thanks for the link to this douche B. I love how he has an album of pics devoted to his handlebars. Good choice of music too on his myspace. He calls himself Bobby Sacramento which makes sense because sacramento is a fucking shithole full of stupid fucks and crooked cops. Imagine what his unibrow would look like if he didn’t use the lawnmower on it every day? <3 MB

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ONE SIZE DOES NOT FIT ALL.

August 16th, 2008

Posted By: Rockstar Barbie
Email: rsbarbie@yahoo.com
Website: http://rsbarbie.tumblr.com/

Supposedly leggings (in particular liquid leggings) are the hottest fad this season. I beg to differ. Since when has it been ok to walk around with no pants? Im tired of seeing everyone frolicking around thinking this is cool. Leggings never actually fit. You always have a saggy crotch or automatic camel toe. Well, maybe its not the leggings I have a problem with. Maybe its the people who try to squeeze their fat asses into the leggings. I don’t enjoy seeing the craters of cellulite in your ass and thighs, jiggling up and down the sidewalk as you stuff your fucking face with one too many jelly filled doughnuts, as you ask your friend if you’re getting fat and she says “no you’re just a little thick, and that’s ok ’cause that’s in now”. BULLSHIT! When leggings and spandex material clothing is your only option, do something about it. People need to realize they look like plastic wrapped sausages. I blame liquid leggings for giving these women another option to cop out from going to the god damned gym. Well hey at least now your shiny and fat instead of just fat. Now don’t think im fat bashing (even though I am). But anorexic bitches look horrible in them too. They look like they are wearing slim fit trash bags. The whole I’m wearing a tuxedo condom look just isn’t for me. I don’t want to see the imprint of your vag or every lump and dimple of your ass. Moral of the story is, no one looks good in liquid leggings. So don’t wear them. Fuck liquid leggings man….

-Rock Star Barbie

Note from MB: Agreed. Fuck them. They are for whores ::cough::melinda::cough:: KISS KISS <3 MB

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LIKE.. OH MY GOTH.

August 16th, 2008

Posted By: London Sierra
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/lo_si_co

It’s so funny how some trends never seem to fucking die. We all remember the stereotypical, tragic Goth look seen lurking down halls in our high schools. You all know what I mean, the chain wallets, black lipstick, and Marilyn Manson concert tees running at thirty five bucks a pop at the local Hot Topic that just screams “non conformity”. But this fall, the revamped Goth style is raping the runways, and dominatrix couture is something to invest in. The always fucking fabulous Alexander McQueen has been known to design for the dark and angst ridden fashionista, and with this dress running for $1495 you can go straight from the catwalk to an open mic night at your local coffee shop, reading excerpts of Edgar Allan Poe to an audience of Cure fans. If you wanna get your Goth and you enjoy the occasional bondage20fueled one night stand, these shoes by Steve Madden will fulfill your kinky needs while still looking like you slit your wrists in the name of Satan. At $110 a safety word isn’t necessary; these shoes scream dominatrix – and a fucking hot one at that. So for all you who are daring, dark, and desiring a look that would make Tim Burton shit himself, go Goth this fall, but please leave the spiked-studded black go-go boots in 1998, that’s where they belong.

-London Sierra

Note from MB: Losi I love your photoshop skills. The black spiked-studded go-go boots will not be worn but I love my black spiked-studded diamond choker.. that’s for god damned sure. <3 MB

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LOOK WHAT THE ALLEY CAT DRAGGED IN

August 16th, 2008

Posted By: Rockstar Barbie
Email: rsbarbie@yahoo.com
Website: http://rsbarbie.tumblr.com/

Im a usual fan of Giuseppe Zanotti, but very disappointed in his recent shoe design. Im almost at a lost for words. This shoe looks as if it came from Zoolander’s derelict collection. Honestly this has to be homeless stripper attire, the only thing missing is the leucite heel (aka the clear plastic heel that strippers and professional street walkers wear). For some bizzare reason he believes someone wants to pay $850 for this…. thing. BUT WAIT! Lucky for us the price has been reduced to $510 and is no longer in stock and I am hoping that is because they no longer make them.

-Rock Star Barbie

Note from MB: Not a fan of the fish skeletons. Oh and Barbie from now on when referring to street walkers you can just say the word Melinda and we will all know what you are talking about.. it will save you some keystrokes down the road. Thanks bitch! KISS KISS <3 MB

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