Lindsay Lohan Gets Paid To Show The World Nothing New!

Reports have just confirmed that former actress, Lindsay Lohan, has gotten paid six figures to pose nude for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.

I will never understand this. Show us something new please!

Lindsay has publicly exposed her top and bottom, while hitting rock bottom, a million different times.

Why would the crumbling Playboy empire support Lindsay’s court costs and addictions, let alone think that consumers would do the same for something they could easily google for free?

I’m not hating, I just personally see it as a useless investment on Playboy’s part.

Hopefully for Hef, it sells some covers.

I also hope Lindsay realizes that this is the official end of any attempt for A-list status in the future.

I think I’m officially changing my first name…

-Lindsay Lux <3