Lauren London Is Pregnant With ANOTHER Hip-Hop Musicians Baby!

I know this isn’t really surprising. However. It is kind of nasty.

First knocked up by Lil’ Wayne and now pregnant by The Dream, Lauren London is allegedly expecting child support meal ticket number two.

I kind of don’t blame her. With the income of those two baby-daddies, as long as she invests and doesn’t over-spend their income, she’ll bank for 18-24 years. And why shouldn’t she? They never wrapped it before they tapped it. Which boggles my mind into today’s STD-ridden world… You’d think they’d be smarter.

Anyways.

It’s also crazy news because R&B singer Nivea also has two children with the same men. That’s where it gets weird. Are they in cahoots or something? Do they sit there thinking about how to screw the Hip-Hop/R&B elite bareback, to be barefoot and pregnant?

It just seems demeaning, self-destructive, hungry, and low, if you ask me. But then I remember the money.

And that’s when I remember to give Lauren (and Nivea) a “Congratulations” on a beautiful new baby payday.

Hope they have good nannies.

-Lindsay Lux <3

UPDATE: Not too long after this blog was published, Lauren London denied pregnancy rumors. The Dream probably made her use a coat hanger. Who knows? Well I guess she’s not gonna make as much money as I originally thought. Sad.