Get Your Dying Or Dead Dog Back For A Cool 50K!

Wall Street trader Danielle Tarantola recently had her dog (named) Trouble cloned by a South Korean dog cloning service for $50,000, naming the new dog Double Trouble. Tarantola allegedly claims that while she knows the new version of her previous K9 is not (and will not be) the same, she has no regrets on her purchase and would do it again in a heartbeat. The retail cost of the service is normally $100,000 but Tarantola struck a deal with a TV station who footed half the cost.

I don’t know how I feel about test-tube bred pooches. I love my dogs Bugatti & Perrier. But when they pass, it’ll be fun to go shopping for a new bitch to make new memories. Real Material Bitches don’t care that much about recycling and we also like change.

So old on to the past if you want to, but when my bitches die. Like the fashion industry, it’ll be time to move on to the next season.

-Lindsay Lux <3