And she didn’t even get to buckle her seat-belt!
Saturday, January 9th Lindsay Lohan was getting into her car to leave after a hard night’s sluntin’ at The Hotel Cafe in Hollywood when her personal slave driver/assistant slammed her vehicle into a fat-fuck of a paparazzi who seemed to almost be in the way (and how could he not be?) if you watch this video footage captured by TMZ.com of the incident!
As Lindsay and her new drug delivery person driver/assistant sped off, the injured pap marine-mammal cried out his blow-hole to the police, paramedics, and cops about his injured tail-fin arm. Updated reports claim that he’s in the process of suing the former actress/entrepreneur and her driver/assistant. As if we didn’t see that one coming…
He was quoted as saying:
“Of course I’m going to sue them… But I don’t care about the money.”
He also said he’s “lucky to be alive” (Especially since Lindsay’s smart driver/assistant was wearing sunglasses in a dark alley) and followed up with “I want to press charges so badly… She’s going to jail!”
So fellow materialBITCH’s… How can we learn from Lindsay’s driver/assistants fuck up?
If you’re going to hit someone with your car and run away… Make sure you finish the fucker off first!
She would of had to clip the car more to left and back up a couple of times to get that beast fuck down, but it would’ve been better than letting him cause all this drams! Poor Lindsay can’t get a break!
Her driver/assistant now faces charges of assault with a deadly weapon. SMH
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
