Posted by Richie Rich on July 9th, 2010
Mischa Barton getting her party-girl on at a store opening in St. Tropez on Thursday, July 8th.
Due to the rampant response of comments from readers due to our last Mischa Barton post, I’ve decided to remind you of exactly why Mischa Barton has a special place in the non-existent hearts of MaterialBitch.com writers and staff.
Reason Number One:
The ever changing faces of Mischa Barton. Skinny or fat? Using or not using?
Over the years Mischa has provided many gossip blogs and media outlets with a myriad of entertaining pictures displaying her ever-changing look. I can see why TV shows like ‘The Beautiful Life’ were canned after only two episodes. With Mischa Barton in it, being the insanely huge star that she is, no one could focus on anything else but her presence so the stories with the rest of the cast naturally fell flat. No show can last that way! Besides… She was too busy with rehab and the three straight to DVD B movies she filmed that year. She has always managed to hold high regards to the party-girl lifestyle we highly promote/endorse here at the website. We’ve always commended her for that!
Reason Number Two:
Mischa Barton has also sported the Material Bitch by Curse Couture brand in the past.
We could never truly hate her when she wears our clothes. But when we see her looking straight up like something from the likes of PeopleOfWalmart.com (like she did recently) then we can call her and whoever the fuck else we want out on it because this is MaterialBITCH.com NOT CelebrityAssKiss.com so you’re going to get my free speech even if you don’t want too. If you’ve been swept into a fantasy of believing that Mischa Barton is a super successful actress and relevant star when all I see is a addict with a fledgling career… Let me be open to my own opinion. Is it really horrible to think that this is the shit that I would be actually thinking in my own mind even if I wasn’t posting it on this blog?
I don’t think so. This website is for SLUNTS with big enough balls/ovaries to have fun, party hard, stay classy, and most definitely take a joke.
So calm the fuck down and smoke a bowl or something. If Mischa Barton is offended by the shit we post she can be like Perez and Tila and personally write us with her opinions of what we’ve posted. You look like foolish idiots commenting on the site in defense of someone who definitely wouldn’t find the time to do the same for you. Chew on that. It’s real life. Open your eyes sheeple.
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
