First off, I’d like to NOTE that Tila Tequila is not famous enough to be called a “fame whore.” She has to pull hungry, desperate stunts just to get public attention. So I’d like to introduce you to her new official title… PRESSTITUTE!
I think it suits her skanky ass a lot better. Don’t you? Anyways…
Observe the latest hot-mess, psycho Twitter tweets of Tila Tequila. She alleges she’s still pregnant, claims that she got beat up recently, and states numerously that she is in the process of marrying the alleged baby’s father. In other tweets she stated that she “can’t follow” this mystery Tila-impregnator’s own Twitter account because she’s not ready for the world to know who it is yet.
Riiight.
Tila, we’re not stupid. The real reason is because there is no man out there that would be dumb enough to put a ring on it. Tila is crazy. It’s only been 49 days (not even two whole months) since Casey Johnson’s passing and she is already onto the next sap. If he even exists.
She also went to Australia recently for a string of hot-mess club performances where she was allegedly seen dancing near-topless and partying harder than Tara Reid during Marde Gras.
Eat that alleged unborn fetus!
Tila, you presstitute you… I know we’re hating. But you fuel us with oh-so-much ammunition. You’re so sick and twisted I think you secretly like the abuse.
Thanks by the way. Keep up the good w… Whatever you call it.
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
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