Get Your Dying Or Dead Dog Back For A Cool 50K!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in News, Random, Shopping on January 17, 2012

Wall Street trader Danielle Tarantola recently had her dog (named) Trouble cloned by a South Korean dog cloning service for $50,000, naming the new dog Double Trouble. Tarantola allegedly claims that while she knows the new version of her previous K9 is not (and will not be) the same, she has no regrets on her

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Blue Ivy Is Already Dropping Rap Songs In Her First Week Of Life!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Music, News on January 10, 2012

Take that Willow Smith! Just kidding.

Blue Ivy, the new baby girl born to Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z, is featured on her rapping father’s new track entitled ‘Glory’ but is not singing. Obviously. Instead, you can hear her coo’s and cries on the track which is about her and Beyonce and Jay-Z’s pregnancy experiences and

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Material Bitch Or Botched? Amber Rose’s New Single ‘Fame’

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, Music, News on January 10, 2012

Amber Rose is a lot of things.

A former stripper, smoker, Kanye West‘s ex, Wiz Khalifa‘s current girlfriend, a model, fashionista, etc.

But you all know that when she announced that she was adding music to her resume that you instantly became skeptical. And rightly so. This is a girl that pleases the men of

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Mila Kunis Named The New Face Of Dior!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Fashion, News on January 5, 2012

I don’t think they could have chosen a better celebrity at this moment. Mila Kunis is the shit! She’s Material Bitch approved.

I’m sure Dior’s paying her good. I can’t wait to see the ad campaign.

Congratulations!

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The New Nike Air Jordan Shoes Are Making Bitches Act A Fool!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in News, Shopping on December 28, 2011

The new $180 Nike Air Jordan Retro XI Concord shoes were recently released, causing stampedes and frenzies in urban cities nationwide.

See video…

Can you believe the woman who left her young kids in the car (near a hostile situation) to try to beat the crowds for a pair of Jordan’s?

What is this

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Louboutin’s For Men? Yes Please!

Posted by Richard A Mills in Christian Louboutin, Material Bitch Style, Material Douche, News, Shopping on December 23, 2011

Men, gays, and ladies wanting to make your gents ball. Listen up. You’ll soon be able to up your shoe game with “red bottoms” for men.

A Louboutin menswear line is coming soon and looking good. I can’t wait to get a pair!!!

RAM

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Kardashian Boycotts And Sweatshops…

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, News on December 22, 2011

I have a hard time with the fake aspects of Hollywood, so I decided to make the Kardashian sisters appear as real as possible by showcasing them without their public masks.

It has recently been reported that the Kardashian-family merchandise empire is being investigated for claims that they may possibly be using manufacturers that employ

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A Russian Material Bitch Sets A New York Record!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in News on December 22, 2011

Meet 22 year old Ekaterina Rybolovleva, daughter of Russian billionaire Dmitry Rybolovleva. Ekaterina is the proud new owner of a nearly 7,000 square foot, 10 bedroom, $88 million dollar apartment located at 15 Central Park West (at 61st street) in New York City.

The purchase of the ultra luxurious abode, rumored to be the heiresses

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$3000 Vodka? Yes Please!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, News, Sluntin is a habit, Yes Please! on December 19, 2011

The Stolichnaya Elit Vodka brand has created a new limited ultra luxurious Pristine Water Series flavor being released first in a Himalayan Edition. With only 300 bottles being made, each one will be sold for $3000.

It’s supposed to be super pure, maintaining a water-like composition and characteristics. I can’t wait to try it.

Sounds

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“How To Make Crack Cocaine” Shirts.

Posted by mB in mB's Video Vault, News on December 19, 2011

I think this is a fucking genius idea.. why is everyone all actin’ a foo? I want to buy all of them up and sell them at www.cursecouture.com! xoxo ::sip:: <3 mB

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