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Richie Rich — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:46:33 +0000

I honestly want all three of these. The Lady Gag Gag doll is fucking brilliant!

Though I must admit that the idea of Sarah Jessica Porkher Parker having a sex doll is mind boggling. I doubt it will sell well because most people aren’t into bestiality.

Lastly? Tiger Woods…

“He’s always ready to play an extra hole or two!”

Are you kidding me? Who writes this stuff?

My future husband must because I can’t fucking stop LAUGHING. Is the PipeDream company for real? This is comedy. I really can’t actually imagine some nasty loser taking one of these cheap-ass dolls home and rubbing one out on or in it. The very concept is so NAST It makes me want to VOM. Which is good because I had a big lunch.

I think if I had one of these blow-up dolls I’d just leave it in the box and leave it on the coffee table so that my friends and I can laugh our asses off at how realistic and superior the plastic versions are compared to the real thing.

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Sarah Jessica Parker: Um? No…

Richie Rich — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:56:30 +0000

Sarah Jessica Parker September 1st in New York filming scene’s for the new Sex and the City movie sequel.

All I can do is shake my head. Carrie’s already over the hill and they’re going to give her this fug ass flash dance get-up?

And I swear I’ve seen SJP wear her hair like that before… Oh wait! I found a picture. Check it out below.

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Horseface & Ferris Bueller have twins! But who cares?! EXCLUSIVE! Did you notice the moles have grown back? AND MULTIPLIED!!!

Richie Rich — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:18:07 +0000

Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker with husband Ferris Bueller, son Wilkie, and new twin daughters Loretta & Tabitha Broderick and a lot of moles.

Hopefully those little babies mugs come out with the better features of the two. From certain angles (in this above picture at least) they’re not that terrifying fugs.

Congrats Ferris & fam! Your breeding is so hot.

-Richie Rich ^_~XOXO

UPDATE: I must add… I’m a fan of Sex & the City and Carrie Bradshaw. Just not SJP herself. I’ve watched interviews that left me going “WTF!? Seriously.” And with disastrous movies like The Family Stone… Need I say more?

Little Richards first ever blog for me.. about Ferris Beuller.

mB — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:11:08 +0000

Email from @RichardAMills: Is he serious? Observe the dousche bag husband to Sarah Jessica Horseface walking to his scooter (yeah, I said scooter) in NYC yesterday. Is he about to mount a scooter or Scara Jizzika Puker because I can’t see having just been blinded by his UGLY AS FUCK puke green martian pants that match his jacked-up mug. This picture has seriously ruined my day. WTF!?

by Richard A. Mills

P.S. DON’T BREED EITHER!

Note from mB: It’s Ferris Bueller Richard!.. he can sport that shit and ride a scooter and get away with it. His only mistake in life was putting his penis in SJPMonsters vadgeen and pumping out an alien weirdo kid. How come we’re not talking more about how that bitch had her signature face testicle removed? Her neck must feel the relief from carrying that huge extra sac around no?.. ::sip:: <3 mB