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Kim leaving Philippe's after celebrating her birthday on October 21, 2009

Kim Kardashian clearly loves her one shoulder dresses!  In April, Kim blogged about her love of them, writing:

“I guess the asymmetrical one-shoulder look really is back for Spring 2009! Michelle Obama wore a one-shoulder dress at the Inauguration, then Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet wore gorgeous one-shoulder dresses to the Golden Globes awards. The look was all over the red carpet at the Oscars, too! I hope the trend stays for a while. I think it’s a really flattering look for curvy girls like me because it draws the attention away from your lower body and up to your neck and shoulders area. It’s also a good solution for those who can’t decide between tube dresses and dresses with straps!â€

Ms. Kardashian has continued showing her assets off and baring a single shoulder into the summer and now (above), she’s showing us how to try the trend even as the weather gets a little bit cooler.  She’s been spotted wearing the dresses in September at the Baby Phat fashion show, and multiple times this month-  the red leopard number above for her birthday and below with the straight shoulder, which incorporates another 80’s inspired trend for fall.

Kim on October 1, 2009; visiting the "Late Show with David Letterman" in New York City
Kim on October 1, 2009 visiting the “Late Show with David Letterman” in New York City

Kim at the Baby Phat Spring 2010 fashion show on September 15, 2009.
Kim at the Baby Phat Spring 2010 fashion show on September 15, 2009.

Kim at an event in July 2009 for the Diamond Empowerment Fund in South Africa, a cause championed by Uncle Rush.  The corset dress with studded detailing and gladiator heels are still fabulous for fall and very in season.
Kim at an event in July 2009 for the Diamond Empowerment Fund in South Africa,a cause championed by Russel Simmons. The corset dress with studded detailing and gladiator heels are still fabulous for fall and very in season.

What are your thoughts on wearing the dresses for fall with a pair of tights, leggings, or over the knee boots?  I think the tighter ones would look pretty fucking fabulous with a fierce pair of OTK boots.

xoxo, BELLA

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Posted by Richie Rich on September 30th, 2009

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I personally think they should change the headlining quote to “My Sham Wedding,” SMH!

Apparently, this weekend’s wedding spectacle starring Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom didn’t even end with the couple actually getting legally married. It’s been reported that both the bride and groom’s lawyers are still hashing out the pre-nuptual details and that E! was pressuring the couple to get married this Sunday, otherwise the network wouldn’t fork over the expenses for the ceremony which were to the tune of one million dollars. I’m not really surprised the pre-nuptual details are still being worked on… I mean, Lamar did just sign a $33 million dollar contract with the Lakers. I wouldn’t want my new pig-faced wife to be able to get her grubby mitts on my loot either! I just think that this whole thing is a joke and I can see where the train track ends and it’s not pretty. Khloe and Lamar, brace your self’s! It’s going to be “Nick & Jessica” all over again, without the actual talent or sexiness…

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

P.S. I love how O.K. magazine covers the wedding of Khloe and Lamar featuring the Kardashian sisters a front the groom who’s taking a back-seat to their massive asses. If that’s not a sign of trouble ahead… I’d be surprised!

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Posted by Richie Rich on September 29th, 2009

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Apparently Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together.

The only two reasons for the recent reunion we here at materialBITCH.com could come up with, are as follows:

1. After this blind-item, Kim & Reggie couldn’t find anyone who wanted to “go there,” so they figured they’d be better off not spreading anything around, together…

2. After witnessing and secretly envying all of the attention her sister Khloe has garnered lately, Kim decided it’d be better to go back to leftovers and try to jump start a new business venture with her own wedding and newlywed type of reality show with Reggie… That will show that pig-headed sister who’s the fairest or most tolerable on the eyes of them all!

Either way, all I can say is… Whatever makes you happy!

I wouldn’t be surprised if Kim doesn’t get married really soon. Then her and Khloe can have a double divorce party and let E! front that bill too… If all this shit isn’t for publicity… I must be a dumb bitch. And I know I’m not because I’m a materialBITCH!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

P.S. Kim, if you did get back with Reggie for deeper reason$… I commend you. Still doesn’t make me a fan tho! XOXO

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Posted by Richie Rich on August 6th, 2009

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They also go out and spread it like they’re in heat for any camera that will take a picture…

This time it was at a Dodgers game in support of mangled mug member president 2nd in command to Michael Jackson Sugar-Daddy-Warbucks Bruce Jenner throwing the games first pitch. Just look at this fame hungry bitch pack of Kardashian homie hoppers…

Quit trying so hard you talentless twats! It’s not cute when “celebrities” don’t have anything to contribute to society but stupid-ass reality TV shows and STD spreading.

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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How in the fuck that fat pig whore bitch and the little yippy rat slunt got a show I will never understand. Somehow having a stupid huge assed whore for a sister and a dead father that represented the murderer OJ entitles these cunts to a TV show of their own? They are both completely talentless and they think that the country has some interest in them sucking dicks and catching herpes in Miami for some reason. I would rather watch Broke Nogan and her homo friend talk shit about Linda Nogan way way before I ever would want to watch these gutter slunts catch the HIVs and debauch in that humid palmetto bug infested shithole of a town. This fucking bullshit show is a perfect example of why Obama the president is having beers with a racist professor on his front lawn and the country is falling to shit before our eyes.

You know what I loved though?.. watching that gigantic godzilla khloe bitch think she is hot and not thicker than a California redwood. Did you fucks see the episode of their first useless show where she posed nude for some PETA ad? OMFG she had the right idea to want to call it off before shooting it as she jiggled around the studio all nervous and panicky like Michael Jacksons Dr. as he called 911. Bitch.. PETA should be filing a lawsuit against you for cruelty towards whales for giving them a bad name and shit!! Seriously I know you Kardashian whores read this because you have emailed me before asking for shirts and  then BEGGING  me to take down some of my posts about Kim so EAT A FUCKING DICK YOU DIRTY TALENTLESS WHORES! ::sip:: <3 mB

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Kim Kardashian pictured above leaving La Scala in Beverly Hills, CA on July 27, 2009 looking all sad in the face attempting her best Jessica Simpson post-break up reenactment.

Aww Kim… What’s wrong?

I thought your split with NFL player Reggie Bush was mutual and due to conflicting schedules…

If so, why the long face? You both barely saw each other when cameras were’nt nearby anyways!

Oh… I know why you’re so upset. This might be one reason.

Kim. Seriously?

After a condom-less sex tape with Ray J you still think you’re invincible, huh?

I’m sure Paris has got some advice on what your next move should be… My advice? Go buy a box of trojan’s & actually use them this time you nasty cum-dumpster!

materialBITCHES! Don’t be nasty. Use protection. It’s 2009 for fuck sake and you pretty much have to “boil it before you toil it.”

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo


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Posted by Richie Rich on July 11th, 2009

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Kim Kardashian ABOVE blowing hard at an event for the release of the new Three Olives Bubblegum Flavored Vodka.

Has anyone tried that shit yet? Sounds NAST! Looks NAST too Kim with that lab coat you have on over that fugly plain dress…

Just sayin!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Note from mB: Only a total whore with the taste of jizz on her mouth would need to change the pure flavor of a good vodka.. I think three olives is for pussies anyhow. Figures that Cunt Cuntdashian would need bubble gum to rid herself of the taste of sweaty balls. ::sip:: <3 mB

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Wow.. the fuck? ::sip:: <3 mB

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