Posted by Richie Rich on June 11th, 2010
(Heidi Montag, Heidi Montag’s old faces, & Spencer Pratt during happier times)
Many media reports have run rampant with speculation that reality TV show stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in fact broke and living on credit. Both have allegedly received their final checks from MTV for their time on The Hills and are now both coming up short because of failed business attempts (like Heidi’s two million dollar album which only brought in around two thousand dollars) and bad spending. Spencer reportedly spent $500,000 on ‘healing crystals’ which he’s always talking about even though I think it was honestly crystal-meth.
That idiot is insane!
Now, in a desperate bid for media attention, Heidi is claiming that she could be pregnant. Even though I fail to see how her plastic carcass could even manage such a thing.
She reportedly claims she fears she might be pregnant because she’s feeling ‘more nauseous than usual…’
I would be nauseous too if I had to live with the humiliation of a failed marriage to a psycho, flop album, flop plastic surgery, and the fact that I’m the butt of every Hollywood joke. Heidi, you’re not pregnant. You’re just seeing things from a real perspective now that you don’t have Spencer hopping around you like a monkey, rubbing crystals in your face.
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
