Posted by Richie Rich on November 16th, 2009

Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag-Pratt pictured here peddling their new book “How To Be Famous” to the paparazzi but disguising their desperate act as a couple walking their dogs on the beach, stopping to read. If they even know how to…
I’m going to get official with this one… Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt disgust me! Don’t you actually have to be famous to write a book on how? I mean, they’re reality stars for fuck sake! Even if Heidi does play pretend pop star sometimes… Where do they get off feeling valid enough to make recommendations to the public about anything? Let alone how to be famous!
Let’s observe their “fame” for a second. They’re annoying, they lack talent, and they’ll say and do anything to remain in the spotlight. How does that equal being famous? Let alone cool. Don’t you have to be somewhat-cool to be considered famous too?
I think their book should have been called “How To Be Annoying, Desperate, and Talentless While Raping Your Fifteen Minutes.” There’s a much more suitable title for their “book” because admit it, that’s what the easy read’s actually about.
Hell! When even Al Roker doesn’t like you, there’s something to be said of your apparent “fame.”
SMH!
-Richie Rich ^_~xo
NOTE: I must note that while I am disgusted at the usual happenings of Speidi… I don’t blame them for stretching their fifteen minutes for as long as they possibly can, making as much money as they possibly can. If some one’s stupid enough to buy into their brand, then they deserve to reap the benefits. Sluntin’ is a habit but so the fuck is hustling… xo
