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The sad thing is… The surgeries didn’t help her career at all. If anything, they hurt it.

Hunger and desperation will do that.

File shit like this in the ‘What Not To Do’ category please, k?

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

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This slores face is so fucked up it doesn’t surprise me about the 10 surges in a day. ::sip:: <3 mB

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She is the best! Did anyone buy her new album yet? I can’t wait to hear the feedback. Testes.. testes.. 1.. 2..  ::cough::sip:: <3 mB

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Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag-Pratt pictured here peddling their new book “How To Be Famous” to the paparazzi but disguising their desperate act as a couple walking their dogs on the beach, stopping to read. If they even know how to…

I’m going to get official with this one… Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt disgust me! Don’t you actually have to be famous to write a book on how? I mean, they’re reality stars for fuck sake! Even if Heidi does play pretend pop star sometimes… Where do they get off feeling valid enough to make recommendations to the public about anything? Let alone how to be famous!

Let’s observe their “fame” for a second. They’re annoying, they lack talent, and they’ll say and do anything to remain in the spotlight. How does that equal being famous? Let alone cool. Don’t you have to be somewhat-cool to be considered famous too?

I think their book should have been called “How To Be Annoying, Desperate, and Talentless While Raping Your Fifteen Minutes.” There’s a much more suitable title for their “book” because admit it, that’s what the easy read’s actually about.

Hell! When even Al Roker doesn’t like you, there’s something to be said of your apparent “fame.”

SMH!

-Richie Rich ^_~xo

NOTE: I must note that while I am disgusted at the usual happenings of Speidi… I don’t blame them for stretching their fifteen minutes for as long as they possibly can, making as much money as they possibly can. If some one’s stupid enough to buy into their brand, then they deserve to reap the benefits. Sluntin’ is a habit but so the fuck is hustling… xo

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Extremely lame costumes.. why didn’t they just go as Douche and Horseface? ::sip:: <3 mB

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So the other day I’m at home getting drunk hanging out with my main slunts Ashley & Nicole (from The Slunt Chop video) and Ashley’s using my computer to check her MySpace. She gets this letter above from a MySpace douche named Victor. Victor is the same guy who has devoted years to wasting Ashley’s time playing with her emotions, acting like he was interested in her, making the moves and setting up dates, then continuously standing her up. At first, she was naive and genuinely got her feelings hurt but having finally come to the conclusion that Victor was indeed gay nothing but a MySpace douche… She felt it was time to let him have it!

With the help of her BFF Nicole, of course…

And observe the final result. This scorching piece of materialBITCH lit is a hoot & holler. The three of us couldn’t contain our laughter at either letter. We were rolling on the floor drunk laughing for hours about stupid-ass Victor that can’t spell worth shit! I just had to share this with you. Enjoy!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

Victor

P.S. Remember guys… If you’re just not that into someone. Let a bitch know! No one likes to be thought of as anyones back burner slunt. Come on now!

UPDATE: As of now, Tuesday August 25th, Ashley says the message is still marked as “unread” by Victor on her MySpace. ROFL!

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heidi_spencer_suck_dickJust a reminder.. not that anyone needs it.. but Heidi and Spencer both suck dick. What the fuck is that dipshit wearing anyhow? Did I not tivo the episode of the sHills where he turned amish or something?

Is everyone ready for Heidi’s big lip syncing performance on the Miss Universe pageant tonight? The whore has been tweeting about her grueling rehearsals for ages now.. my slunt sources tell me that her practice performances have been a disaster and she has been forgetting words of the song that she is lip syncing roflmao! I hope she falls and breaks her ankle the fucking cunt. ::sip:: <3 mB

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