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Don’t ever say I don’t care about humanity.

mB — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:46:14 +0000

That’s right bitches.. I had one of my useless friends pack a box of 30 fucking fabulous shirts and send that shit to them slunts in Haiti that are stuck wearing some second rate clothing they looted from the local clothing shack just after the quake.. Before you go talkin’ shit about me ask yourself “what have I done to help Haiti?” Not a god damned thing I bet. ::sip:: <3 mB

This is not funny in the least.. Heidi Monfag is fucking worthless.

mB — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:26:03 +0000

You payed for that square jawline and puffy look? Stupid whore. ::sip:: <3 mB

Keyboard Cat makes everything better.

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:28:08 +0000

The angry ginger fuck has made another video.

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:12:47 +0000

This fucking crazy ginger again.. this has to be fake.. who would record this shit unless it’s an acting lesson or something?.. the lesson to be learned here kids is DON’T HAVE FRIENDS.. they are all fucking useless and end up fucking you in the end.. instead do lot’s of drugs and drink constantly to be happy duh! P.S. I wouldn’t doubt if this kid comes to school with a few shotguns someday soon. ::sip:: <3 mB

The next time someone wants to put caulk in your ass just say no.

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:41:05 +0000

ROFLMAO.. home depot ass! ::sip:: <3 mB

The life of a fat fucking kitty.

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:10:29 +0000

OMFG I love this motherfucking fat whale pig of a cat.. it’s not the most exciting video but for slunts that love overweight puffy kitties like me will enjoy it. Fuck you. ::sip:: <3 mB

John Mayer greeting fail.

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:03:19 +0000

Again proving that he is a huge douche bag nerdo dingus that no one would even say hi too if he didn’t have some gay ass fucking songs that got lucky. ::sip:: <3 mB

Cast of Jersey Shore invading Miami beaches.

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:25:31 +0000

Did you hear the Jersey Shore 2 is going to be in Miami? GAY! ::sip:: <3 mB

Corey Haim dies from accidental drug overdose.. accidental?

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:18:55 +0000

Corey Haim collapsed in the bedroom of his mother’s apartment and four prescription bottles were found nearby … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

We’ve learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications recovered, however, were not related to his illness, sources tell TMZ.

We’re told no illicit drugs were found in the apartment.

Sources say Haim got out of bed just before 1 AM and collapsed in front of his mother. She called 911 at 12:53 AM and Corey was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead at 2:15 AM.

Corey’s mom told authorities he had been battling prescription drug addiction for years.

Authorities believe — though are not certain — Corey died of an accidental drug overdose. -TMZ

Note from mB: Does this shock anyone? At least he went out happy.. what a turd. BTW what is accidental drug overdose?.. did he slip and have his face bury into a bowl of coke accidentally and have to breathe the shit in until dying or something? I’m pretty sure when I am loading up on coke.. heroine and alcohol in a sluntfest I am ready and willing to die in the next few hours.. in fact I am SHOCKED that I am still alive in the morning. each time I wake up I laugh and crack a open a bottle of rum and start all over. Soooo I guess there’s no “Two Coreys” season two or three huh? what a shame. ::sip:: <3 mB

The sad Pixar intro.

mB — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:59:33 +0000

I fucking love Pixar.. this was sad. ::sip:: <3 mB