Lindsay Lohan’s Pose And Owes

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched on January 12, 2012

Though she recently got paid six figures to pose for Playboy magazine and is the current model-muse of designer Philipp Plein’s 2012 Spring ad campaign (pictured), Lindsay Lohan has recently been slapped with a lien from the IRS for the amount of $93,701.57.

In my opinion, she could make that rather easily. She might as

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Material Bitch Or Botched? Amber Rose’s New Single ‘Fame’

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, Music, News on January 10, 2012

Amber Rose is a lot of things.

A former stripper, smoker, Kanye West‘s ex, Wiz Khalifa‘s current girlfriend, a model, fashionista, etc.

But you all know that when she announced that she was adding music to her resume that you instantly became skeptical. And rightly so. This is a girl that pleases the men of

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Jill Zarin Is No Longer A Real Housewife Of New York On TV…

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched on January 6, 2012

So being a New York resident and actual housewife will just have to suffice.

The former star of the last four seasons of the New York version of the Bravo networks ‘Real Housewives’ franchise, Jill Zarin, reportedly got the call that she would not be returning to the upcoming fifth season of the series.

“It

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Gaudy-Ass Ring Sets Records!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched on January 4, 2012

The Tserevna Swan ring recently set a Guinness Book World Record for having the most diamonds, 2,525 to be exact, set in it’s wearable band.

With the diamonds totaling a karat weight of 10.48, it also comes at a cost of $1.3 million.

I’m sorry. I like bling. But that seriously has got to be

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Jay-Z Compensates For Everything But His Employees

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Material Botched on December 30, 2011

The Workers Compensation Board Of New York is suing rapper Jay-Z to the tune of $18,000 for three months of unpaid insurance payments during 2009.

Jay-Z’s camp is calling the mistake a “clerical error.”

I suppose when you’re considered one of Forbes magazine’s “hip-hop elite,” you’d better start back-peddling when a failure-to-pay news story comes

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Kardashian Boycotts And Sweatshops…

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, News on December 22, 2011

I have a hard time with the fake aspects of Hollywood, so I decided to make the Kardashian sisters appear as real as possible by showcasing them without their public masks.

It has recently been reported that the Kardashian-family merchandise empire is being investigated for claims that they may possibly be using manufacturers that employ

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Which One Is It Media?

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Bitching, Material Botched on December 18, 2011

Did the new Lindsay Lohan Playboy magazine spread live up to its release hype in sales?

TMZ.com is saying “yes,” while Fox News and others are saying “no.”

So which one is it? We’re guessing not, since it’s nothing we haven’t seen before for free…

-Lindsay Lux <3

And sad to share the same first

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Twitter Douche: @MacTalian

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, Twitter Douche on December 18, 2011

A MaterialBitch.com reader and twitter user who chooses to remain anonymous has submitted the following twitter douche to us.

Meet @MacTalian. AKA “Mr. #FailedTwitcons.”

This ugly, broke-looking son of bitch with wanksta swag actually has the audacity to demean peoples twitcons (which is a twitter users profile picture) and gets an immense pleasure out of

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Thank God For Airbrushing!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Material Botched on December 12, 2011

Otherwise, who knows what the upcoming January Playboy Magazine cover featuring Lindsay Lohan would look like?

It honestly doesn’t look that bad.

Coming from a person with the same name, that’s all I’m going to say.

Bitch used to look like this the other week…

-Lindsay Lux <3

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Paid To Show The World Nothing New!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, News on October 25, 2011

Reports have just confirmed that former actress, Lindsay Lohan, has gotten paid six figures to pose nude for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.

I will never understand this. Show us something new please!

Lindsay has publicly exposed her top and bottom, while hitting rock bottom, a million different times.

Why would the crumbling

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