Which One Is It Media?

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Bitching, Material Botched on December 18, 2011

Did the new Lindsay Lohan Playboy magazine spread live up to its release hype in sales?

TMZ.com is saying “yes,” while Fox News and others are saying “no.”

So which one is it? We’re guessing not, since it’s nothing we haven’t seen before for free…

-Lindsay Lux <3

And sad to share the same first

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It’s That Simple…

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Bitching on December 18, 2011

-Lindsay Lux <3

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Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Gets Cancelled! Sorry Sick And Needy Bitches… Not!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Material Bitching, News on December 16, 2011

ABC has officially pulled the plug on its hit show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and the world seems upset!

But why?

First of all, the show’s host Ty Pennington is the most annoying junkie on the face of this earth! Not only does he seem like a total closet case, but he always seems

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Lauren London Is Pregnant With ANOTHER Hip-Hop Musicians Baby!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Material Bitching on November 26, 2011

I know this isn’t really surprising. However. It is kind of nasty.

First knocked up by Lil’ Wayne and now pregnant by The Dream, Lauren London is allegedly expecting child support meal ticket number two.

I kind of don’t blame her. With the income of those two baby-daddies, as long as she invests and doesn’t

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Kim Kardashian Predictably Files For Divorce!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Bitching on November 2, 2011

Kim Kardashian is a Material Bitch, no matter how much some may disagree with her celebrity status.

The proof is in the divorce she recently filed for from 72-day-old-husband, NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries.

Both parties will not legally receive any money from each other due to their divorce. However, that doesn’t matter since the

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Lindsay Lohan Will Never Be Considered A Material Bitch!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Bitching, Material Botched on October 21, 2011

 

It’s not because she was arrested recently for violating her probation. It’s also not because of her latest botched mugshot.

The reason MaterialBitch.com will never acknowledge Lindsay Lohan as an actual “Material Bitch“ is because she simply hasn’t done anything relevant in the last seven years! How she could afford to post bail

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