Posted by Richie Rich on June 27th, 2009
Kristen Stewart aka "Moldy Locks" pictured on 3 separate occasions with greasy-ass stinky hair.
I miss old Hollywood! Remember when looking fierce whether you we’re in front or behind the camera was a celebrity prerequisite? Well, Sadly. Not anymore!
Since stars Robert Pattison & Kristen Stewart started stinking up overtaking H-town with their “Twilight” nonsense & unwashed bodies questionable fashion sense. Paparazzi everywhere have been snapping pics like these wonderful gems above & I just can’t relate.
In fact, every time I see a non-promotional K-Stew photo I just want to shake her violently & get in touch with her stylist. Wait! Looking like that in public… Bitch couldn’t possibly have a stylist! Which is sad because (with the success of the “Twilight” franchise) you know she can afford some shampoo. Good shampoo too!
We did however stumble upon a photo of Kristen (pictured with some unknown douche)Â that might provide further insight as to why the slunt is trying so desperately to restart the grunge trend of the 90’s.
(Scroll below to to see why!)
Because she got high, because she got high, because she got high-igh…
K-Stew, smoking bowls in public may up your street cred but that still doesn’t mask the odor the fact that a little soap & water wouldn’t hurt! Grunge style will NEVER EVER be popular again so quit while your ahead. A head full of lice, that is.
Just sayin!
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
