Mischa Barton Arrives In St. Barts Like A Material Bitch!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Sluntin is a habit on January 5, 2012

Former actress and current party girl Mischa Barton was snapped arriving on the island of Saint Barthélemy recently via private helicopter, causing a stir.

Now that’s the way to make an entrance mB-wannabe’s! Take note.

Though I’m not digging her camel toe. And that leopard print isn’t island friendly. But Mischa at least looks healthy.

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Jay-Z Compensates For Everything But His Employees

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Material Botched on December 30, 2011

The Workers Compensation Board Of New York is suing rapper Jay-Z to the tune of $18,000 for three months of unpaid insurance payments during 2009.

Jay-Z’s camp is calling the mistake a “clerical error.”

I suppose when you’re considered one of Forbes magazine’s “hip-hop elite,” you’d better start back-peddling when a failure-to-pay news story comes

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$3000 Vodka? Yes Please!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, News, Sluntin is a habit, Yes Please! on December 19, 2011

The Stolichnaya Elit Vodka brand has created a new limited ultra luxurious Pristine Water Series flavor being released first in a Himalayan Edition. With only 300 bottles being made, each one will be sold for $3000.

It’s supposed to be super pure, maintaining a water-like composition and characteristics. I can’t wait to try it.

Sounds

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It’s Good To Be Back!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Personal, Sluntin is a habit on December 18, 2011

Home in warmer weather and out hanging with my fellow Material Bitches!

Best Saturday ever.

-Lindsay Lux <3

 

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Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Gets Cancelled! Sorry Sick And Needy Bitches… Not!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Material Bitching, News on December 16, 2011

ABC has officially pulled the plug on its hit show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and the world seems upset!

But why?

First of all, the show’s host Ty Pennington is the most annoying junkie on the face of this earth! Not only does he seem like a total closet case, but he always seems

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A MaterialBitch.com Fan Pulls An Alec Baldwin!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Curse Couture, Handle Your Scandal, Shopping, Sluntin is a habit on December 15, 2011

MaterialBitch.com reader Diane Jay Gonzalez posted this delectable little facebook post about her recent experience on a Southwest Airlines flight wearing one of our “Fucking Fabulous” t-shirts from the Material Bitch Curse Couture clothing line.

So hilarious! While I don’t approve of Diane flying commercial, I completely condone her pulling an Alec Baldwin and standing

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Sluntin Is A Habit At Any Age!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Sluntin is a habit on December 12, 2011

Just reminding you that debauchery doesn’t have to end after your teens, twenties, or dirty thirties…

-Lindsay Lux <3

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Winter Getaway Week Begins!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal on December 12, 2011

With finals week being over for students and everyone seemingly embarking on a “break” of some sort. This is one of my favorite weeks of the year!

That random week before Christmas when the cool people escape the city they live in to go skiing or someplace sunny.

This year I’m hitting the slopes!

I’m

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The Weight Of The Watchers Is On You Jessica Simpson!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, News on December 12, 2011

It has been reported that former singer and reality television star turned successful clothing and shoe designer, Jessica Simpson, recently signed a three million dollar deal with the Weight Watchers corporation to be their upcoming weight-loss spokesperson right after she births her child. Whenever that’s supposed to happen!

I find this interesting to be publicly

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Thank God For Airbrushing!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, Material Botched on December 12, 2011

Otherwise, who knows what the upcoming January Playboy Magazine cover featuring Lindsay Lohan would look like?

It honestly doesn’t look that bad.

Coming from a person with the same name, that’s all I’m going to say.

Bitch used to look like this the other week…

-Lindsay Lux <3

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