Beyonce Carries A Baby Like A Material Bitch!

During a recent interview for an Australian television show, the baby bump of Beyonce Knowles appeared to have collapsed on live television, speculating rumors that the singer may be staging her pregnancy while a secret surrogate carries the baby in a rumored remote location in Europe.

If this is true, we congratulate Beyonce!

Not for being pregnant, but for keeping her body and hot-pocket from becoming a stretched out mess.

The truth is… No Material Bitch really wants to compromise their body in the name of a thankless job like Motherhood.

So even though we think the lie is a little unnecessary, we totally support her decision to not ruin her body when money makes that an option.

When I finally decide to give my future nanny a child, I’ll most definitely make sure some other slunt has it for me.

Congratulations Rosemary’s Baby Beyonce’s body!

-Lindsay Lux <3