Lindsay Lohan Gets Paid To Show The World Nothing New!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, News on October 25, 2011

Reports have just confirmed that former actress, Lindsay Lohan, has gotten paid six figures to pose nude for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.

I will never understand this. Show us something new please!

Lindsay has publicly exposed her top and bottom, while hitting rock bottom, a million different times.

Why would the crumbling

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Beyonce Carries A Baby Like A Material Bitch!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Handle Your Scandal, News on October 25, 2011

During a recent interview for an Australian television show, the baby bump of Beyonce Knowles appeared to have collapsed on live television, speculating rumors that the singer may be staging her pregnancy while a secret surrogate carries the baby in a rumored remote location in Europe.

If this is true, we congratulate Beyonce!

Not for

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John Travolta Gets Denied The Fried… Chicken That Is!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, News on October 25, 2011

He probably shouldn’t be eating that processed garbage anyways, so I’m gonna go as far as to say that they did him a favor when a Kentucky Fried Chicken fast-food restaurant denied the actor a table at their Sussex, England location during peak hours after hitting max capacity.

John Travolta even allegedly attempted to make

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Scam Queen And Former Mrs. Nevada, Juliette Kimoto, Gets Material Botched!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Botched, News on October 21, 2011

Maybe I feel like a bitch because I work for the leading website for bitches, but this slunt just looks like a scam queen. Definitely not one of beauty!

The Federal Trade Commission has allegedly declared Juliette Kimoto, a devout Mormon and mother of four, the leading conspirator of four scam businesses that offered false

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Lindsay Lohan Will Never Be Considered A Material Bitch!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in Material Bitching, Material Botched on October 21, 2011

 

It’s not because she was arrested recently for violating her probation. It’s also not because of her latest botched mugshot.

The reason MaterialBitch.com will never acknowledge Lindsay Lohan as an actual “Material Bitch“ is because she simply hasn’t done anything relevant in the last seven years! How she could afford to post bail

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Bethenny Frankel Is Still A Material Bitch!

Posted by Lindsay Luxury in News on October 20, 2011

 

After the Huffington Post tried to discredit reality star & business mogul Bethenny Frankel‘s alleged 100+ million dollar sale of her Skinnygirl brand cocktails, Forbes magazine is still standing by their original story citing that Huffington Post miscalculated its numbers.

I bet this comes as a sigh of relief to Bethenny because she was

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