Snooki: How we like to see her…

Spotted: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s ‘Jersey Whore Shore’ working at a Lecca-Lecca Gelato Cafe on Miami Beach Monday, April 12th.

I don’t know if this is a stunt for the new season, but if I were in Miami, at Miami Beach, right now… I’d march right into Lecca-Lecca, order the biggest sized gelato they have, and chuck it at Snooki’s rodent looking mug. Especially since I’d never actually eat something that possesses calories, let alone something that was handed to me by the likes of someone who prefers to be called “Snooki.” Come on now!

So If you’re in the Miami Beach area and have spotted Snooki shoveling gelato for the commoners… I encourage you to follow suit and slam some ice cream in her face. Bitch could use a cold compress as many times as she’s been slugged.

You’d be doing it for a good cause. Seriously!

-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo

I’m sure mB would give you a free shirt or some shit like that. So just do it. Like Nike.