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So there I am today enjoying a round of golf with some of my useless slunts and pounding down some long islands when on the eighth hole my droid alerted me to a new email that was titled “Fuck You”.. so after topping the ball into the water and breaking my club I checked to see that it was from that douche homo Mario Armando Homo Lavandeira Jr.. (you know that douche that got punched by Will.I.am and then cried like a little baby on video) telling me that my site is nothing compared to his and that I am going down? ROFL.. going down? down where? I hope my site doesn’t compare to his.. his site fucking sucks dicks just like he does.
Does anyone out there know what this fucking sac of shit is talking about? I think he is mad that I turned him and his crew of fucking losers down for an interview back in 09. ::sip:: <3 mB
MB, You should re-post my famous “5 Ways I’d Like to see Perez Die” posting in retaliation. Don’t forget to send him the link. won’t be happy until I am hearing from his lawyers.
I hate that bitch. Your site is nothing like his. All his site consists of is celebrity news items which consist of a photo that he’s defaced in MS Paint (and we KNOW it’s Paint ‘cos bitch is too dumb to be able to use Photoshop) and some dull commentary which is supposed to be bitchy or snarky or something, but it’s none of those.
Well stay tuned materialBITCH.com readers… I’m making a VERY SPECIAL materialBITCH public service announcement on Tuesday night. GET READY! It’s going to amaze (everyone except for “Mario,” that is…) so STAY TUNED! ^_~xoxo
Your a smart bitch. Why don’t you break teh biggest story that has not been broke yet.
Noone is talking about Global fucking warming anymore. Why? BECAUSE IT IS COLD AS FUCK EVERYWHERE.
Record cold everywhere, noone talks about it much. There was even a fucking ‘uge conference about it in Copenhagen, Denmrak. It snowed and was colder than a witches snatch there too.
You cant slunt out with your cunt out when its coldasfuck!
Global warming is for pussies trying to get a leg up on a nigga.
ROFL at Al Roker. Ya I am sure me.. little mB can break the global warming hoax story and not every other mainstream talk show host that has been trying for the last 5 years.
I am way to lazy drinking and slunting to write a real article on the global warming bullshit but if you want to write one I would be happy to add you as my official climate expert and break it on here.
Oooh I can’t wait to see the announcement from my sluntographer on tonight!
Pete I might have to dig that one up and repost that bitch good point.
He got his panties twisted because everyone on twitter sends him nasty @ replies including yours truly and since you’ve got lots of tits on your site but no dick, he chose you.
Ha! what an effin baby and BTW, he says “his site”. Well according to these docs, he hasn’t owned that site in over 3 years! http://tinyurl.com/yhcksue
Girl, I’m with Bella. I say we hop in the limo, and do a drive-by on his ass…Material Bitch Style! We hope out and smash martini glasses into the side of his head, knock him out with a high heel, and then use nail glue to fuse his sloppy-pig-bottom ass cheeks together!! Then we’ll see if he posts that attack on you-tube LOL
Please,bitch. Is he serious? this seriously sounded like someone with a small dick “MINE’S BIGGER THAN YOURS,KAY’???!!” I smell unresolved daddy issuses.
aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i laughed out loud, rarely do it, but i did!
omg.
MB, You should re-post my famous “5 Ways I’d Like to see Perez Die” posting in retaliation. Don’t forget to send him the link. won’t be happy until I am hearing from his lawyers.
–PeteBeat
I hate that bitch. Your site is nothing like his. All his site consists of is celebrity news items which consist of a photo that he’s defaced in MS Paint (and we KNOW it’s Paint ‘cos bitch is too dumb to be able to use Photoshop) and some dull commentary which is supposed to be bitchy or snarky or something, but it’s none of those.
fuck that douche
what a slunt his sit is so dry
Mobilize all material bitches- all’s fair in love and war, and we love war.
He sounds insecure. o.o I mean, in his site is supernova famous. Maybe you hit a nerve somewhere, or else why would he say that?
Well stay tuned materialBITCH.com readers… I’m making a VERY SPECIAL materialBITCH public service announcement on Tuesday night. GET READY! It’s going to amaze (everyone except for “Mario,” that is…) so STAY TUNED! ^_~xoxo
MB,
Your a smart bitch. Why don’t you break teh biggest story that has not been broke yet.
Noone is talking about Global fucking warming anymore. Why? BECAUSE IT IS COLD AS FUCK EVERYWHERE.
Record cold everywhere, noone talks about it much. There was even a fucking ‘uge conference about it in Copenhagen, Denmrak. It snowed and was colder than a witches snatch there too.
You cant slunt out with your cunt out when its coldasfuck!
Global warming is for pussies trying to get a leg up on a nigga.
FUCK THAT SHIT..
Represent BITCH.
fuck it
ROFL at Al Roker. Ya I am sure me.. little mB can break the global warming hoax story and not every other mainstream talk show host that has been trying for the last 5 years.
I am way to lazy drinking and slunting to write a real article on the global warming bullshit but if you want to write one I would be happy to add you as my official climate expert and break it on here.
Oooh I can’t wait to see the announcement from my sluntographer on tonight!
Pete I might have to dig that one up and repost that bitch good point.
Alice is right on.
Bella and I love war.
::sip:: <3 mB
Rofl, I am dying laughing over here. Who’d want their site compared to that loser’s? He’s an idiot. Get ‘em girl!
He got his panties twisted because everyone on twitter sends him nasty @ replies including yours truly and since you’ve got lots of tits on your site but no dick, he chose you.
Ha! what an effin baby and BTW, he says “his site”. Well according to these docs, he hasn’t owned that site in over 3 years! http://tinyurl.com/yhcksue
Girl, I’m with Bella. I say we hop in the limo, and do a drive-by on his ass…Material Bitch Style! We hope out and smash martini glasses into the side of his head, knock him out with a high heel, and then use nail glue to fuse his sloppy-pig-bottom ass cheeks together!! Then we’ll see if he posts that attack on you-tube LOL
Please,bitch. Is he serious? this seriously sounded like someone with a small dick “MINE’S BIGGER THAN YOURS,KAY’???!!” I smell unresolved daddy issuses.