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Ya ya ya.. so they got married in a private secret wedding the other day.. does anyone really give a flying fuck about these two anymore? Supposedly Nicole decided life was too short after her friend DJ AM offed himself and she wanted to get hitched before it was too late. Everyone knows marriage is for douches. Nicole hasn’t been interesting to me since she got knocked up and Joel Madden is a complete douche. NEXT! ::sip:: <3 mB