N.Y. Socialite Tinsley Mortimer hosting a cocktail party July 4th at the Madison Ave. Samantha Thavasa boutique in New York.
Tinsley Mortimer is rumored to be going back to the last name gold digger Mercer soon as it has been reported that she filed for divorce from husband Topper Mortimer this past April.
Anyone that knows Tinsley (And if you don’t. Catch up here!) knows that no matter what she alledges… Most of her money comes from her last name since the Mortimers are N.Y. royalty and prestigious old money.
Granted. The Tinz is a hustla, ballah-rina who slunts it out hard core designing bags and her clothing line for Samantha Thavasa, as well as designing office buildings for some unimportant company, and being a Dior beauty ambassador. I’m sure  the slunt stashed a savings account some where! She may be blonde. But she’s not stupid.
She knew materialBITCHES first rule… If you don’t have any talent to contribute to this world but want to mack. Marry rich!
Then… Divorce rich.
Oh, and let’s not forget to mention that Tinsley is already rumored to be dating His Serene Highness Prince Casimir zu Sayn-Wittgenstein-Sayn who is a German socialite.
Slunt sure moves fast! Marry rich the sequel anyone? Better get that pre-nup ready Casimir!
Also… Tinsley. You look kind of fug in the photo above.
Just sayin!
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
Tags: Gold diggers, N.Y. Socialites, Tinsley Mortimer
Yeah, she’s not looking so hot.. WTF?!?!
Sounds to me as if she has a good game plan. Smart bish.
Hate to burst your Bitch Bubble but everyone knows that Topper’s family lost their money years ago and only have the name that is big in New York and also the German prince is known to be penniless also, so it seems that the Tinz is perfectly capable of taking care of herself and and man that wants to tag along.
It is the penniless dude wiht the Title that is marrying rich isnt that obvious?? what is the only thing more pretigious than money in NYC? An European title, bien sur
rumour has it that he has done it once before, ie married an older rich divorcee for money.
so Topper provides the money needed to add wind to their sails! She is the queen bitch!