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Until I saw the change in Bobbi Kristina.

I apologize. I’m not a huge follower of crack ho’s Whitney, so I hadn’t seen her fug daughter since that nasty reality show Bobby & Whitney did back in 05′! And that’s what she used to look like in the before photo on the left in 2005.

What a difference four years make. My has she grown!

From a chubby innocent little girl who plays with dolls and hides in her room when mommy and daddy are having a knock down, drag out, drug fueled brawl heated discussion to a party-girl, rebel, materialBITCHED out, hanger-on of her Mother, heiress wannabe if Whitney wasn’t broke from blowing all her money on crack. Who can’t wait to hit the peace pipe, guzzle the liquor, kiss girls, and let her friends take photo’s of it all and post them online.

Meanwhile, jet setting and riding along with Momma Whitney as she desperately attempts to make more money for drugs revive her career. The life of Bobbi Kristina seems like it could be a sad one, but slunt sure looks like she’s making the best of it for being 16 and all.

I could see her and Ali Lohan going out to a bar and slamming a couple back and shooting the shit. Talking about who’s parental supervisor can be paid off the easiest and what night clubs are the chillest with the whole “underage thing.”

Rehab. Get ready… AAnother Brown will be coming down!

Oh, and about Whitney’s new “comeback” single? I heard it and the only thing that’s coming back is my lunch.

Bitch, you hit the crack pipe too much and now seem to have lost some of that vocal quality of sober days past. So find something else that works for you!

Just sayin!

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  1. prettyjenjen says:

    First off I’d just like to start by saying Richie Rich, you rock. I love this post. I also dig the baby Brown. Good girl, start young. As for Whitney, stick with smokin your kneecaps off, crack is your best career yet.

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