Observe Tina Fey having her shoes put on her by some insignificant assistant on the New York set of her new movie “Date Night.”
What can I say? Bending over really is a lot of work!
That’s so hot Tina! That’s how we do. Real materialBITCHES are NOT humble! Instead. We have slunts to put on our shoes for us, tie them, and pick the gum off that we just stepped on with their teeth. Hired Help = True materialBITCH necessity.
That’s how we roll…
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
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