Cougar Mom Madonna & Baby Jesus Luz at her after-show party in Milan, Italy Tuesday July 14th
Seriously Madonna?
Divorcing that douche bag shitty director, wearing coochie cutters during your concerts, and porking A-Rod under the bleachers at the baseball game isn’t enough?
Now you have to go and date someone 27 years younger than you who just became legal to drink alcohol only TWO YEARS AGO while you were in England pretending to be British, relevant, and faithful to your then husband Guy Ritchie.
Girl, you’ve got problems! I hope you don’t think this new fling is going to last. Baby Jesus only wants the fame!
Who really wants to go downtown and eat Granny like a vulture?
***THE WORLD GOES SILENT FOR FIVE SECONDS***
I rest my case.
Madonna. In an effort to spare your desperate ass some heartbreak. I’ve got some advice…
You only need one more surgery.
Get that motherfucking hymen replaced bitch because we can’t keep up with your hot crotch, seventeen identity having, psychotic, fame addicted, attention craving ways.
Grow up. You’re fifty for fuck sake!
Your own daughter seems more mature. I’m sure she’s not. But she’s got better PR than you do.
One last thing…
If you’re gonna keep getting mug maintenance’s so much. Get the arms, stomach, neck, legs, and outer body epidermis to match also. Your face may hide your age but your sagging body tells all.
Have fun hitting that Jesus! Yummy.
Just sayin!
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
Tags: Cougars, Jesus Luz, Madonna, Mangled Mugs, Sluntin is a habit
OMG she is so repulsive… I mean, come on. This is just downright disgraceful. Age with some dignity you old hag. But as sorry and pathetic and gross as she is, the only person I feel sorry for is this Jesus dude… I mean can you imagine having to kiss her? And possible perform cunninglingus on her? Or trying to give her a massage? Her body’s all manly and shit. Gross.
Madonna, stop this shit. Go spend some time with that ugly baby you bought from Zimbabwe… And get her a hair-dresser and fix that nappy ass hair she’s carrying around.
Holly-Please, please tell that to the geriatric and sick bag ugly pedophile Woody Allen first, OK. Then have a chat with pompous old ass Sean connery. Then, maybe, will talk.
Also, You are gonna get old too Holly-are you gonna crawl up into a sexless ball on your rocking chair and die? I don’t think so. I love Knowing life isn’t over at fifty-since I won’t be 29 forever, you sanctimonious busy body.