“Marcia Marcia Marcia!”
What Jan Brady really meant was “Carpet Muncher, Carpet Muncher, Carpet Muncher!”
Yep! Ladies, Gentlemen, He-Shes and Me-Shes….you got it- this former once adored child super-star released a statement recently saying that Eve Plumb AKA Jan Brady doesn’t speak to her because they had a lesbian love affair while shooting the Brady Bunch sitcom.
This hooker did some serious on-screen sluntin’ within the ‘family.’ How can you NOT be fucked up after you go down on your sister?! Even stranger, why the fuck would you openly fucking admit that!? You are a dumb fucking whore-bag. Did you need some extra attention lately to go along with that extra baggage on your face?! I mean seriously- your looks have gone to complete shit. You look like an overworked Hilary Clinton with no fucking balls to move on with your life. If I were you, I would hang myself with those disgusting 70′s scarves you use to wear.
Now Jan I know you were always jealous of Marcia- BUT that is NO FUCKING excuse to let her talk you into going and eating her snatch. It seems you turned out okay but if I were you- I’d be slitting that bitch’s throat like she wore the wrong mother-fucking color in my hood.
moral of the story-Â Don’t sleep with bitches- they gossip.
Brandi Badass ::devil horns::
Note from mB: Jesus christ these whores look like pure ass.. what else is there to do on the set of the Brady Bunch than lick the taint of the same sex though? Didn’t the father die of the HIVS? Quite an all american family we got going there! ::burp::sip:: <3 mB
Brandi… Welcome to the motherfucking team you amazing slunt! This post was off the chain. I cunt believe those two we’re all up on that “L Word” shit. So hot. I bet Jans big ass nose CAME in handy… hahaha… ^_~XO I’m so glad you’re writing for mB! Keep up the amazing work slunt. XOXO