Seriously. What the fuck happened to Ashlee Simpson? When she first arrived in Hollywood fresh off her sister’s coat tails, I thought she had that whole “girl next door” look going for her. Blonde and beautiful. Before…
After… However. Is a different story completely! The effects of unsuccessful record sales, bearing a child, marrying a gay man & just sucking all together have forced Ashlee to seek counsel with doctors. The wrong doctors for her at least.
Plastic surgeon doctors. Doctors who (at a patients insane request) will mangle your mug as much as you want. As long as you continue providing overpayment.
It’s sad actually. Look at the before & “after.” They should be switched. Ashlee has received enough whack surgeries medical attention to land herself a mangled mug membership and has transformed herself from a (once) Talented Teen to a Twilight Tweaker!
Just sayin…
Slunt looks used. ^_~XO
OMFG! WATCH BELOW!!!
EXCLUSIVE UPDATE:
(Footage of Ashlee Simpson performing an acoustic unreleased song from her upcoming album that is currently untitled. These clips are short, sweet, and to the point. As all Simpson music should be. Listen especially at the end of VIDEO 2)
VIDEO 1 (10 sec. clip)
VIDEO 2 (17 sec. clip)
See what I mean? ROFLMAO…
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
Note from mB: All I can think about is the ho-down when I see this whore. roflmao ::sip:: <3 mB
Tags: mangled mug, mangled mug member
So funny!! But seriously, what the fuck happened to this girl? She was bright (we’re talkin’ hair) and radiant and now she’s just a sad, sad little puppy without a hope. Maybe she should go country like her sister and fail miserably once again.