Britney Spears has been on a public shopping/makeover rampage prompting the media to speculate she might be back to her old “Blackout” party daze!
Lindsay Lohan was in Las Vegas this past weekend celebrating her 33rd 23rd birthday looking rode hard & put back wet. Nothing new there!
And Paris Hilton? She’s filming her useless attempt at a reality show to make up for the paycheck she stopped getting when they cancelled the Simple Life Dubai version of “Paris Hilton: My B.F.F.” and (since announcing her current and unsurprising single status to that douche bag guy not worth remembering) can be seen barely wearing clothes because that’s the only thing she’s good at her mating call.
Boys, get ready… No. Really. Arm yourselves. Go to your doctor and get a prescription. You’ll need it with these slunts!
Just sayin!
-Richie Rich ^_~xoxo
Tags: Paris Hilton, Sluntin is a habit
