So Jay Leno missed his first ever taping of the Tonight Show yesterday (thursday) due to some “mystery illness” that no one is talking about but thanks to my crazy slunt source inside Saint Joseph Medical Center I have straight up information on what caused the sickness! My slunt source directly overheard Jay saying on the phone to someone that he gobbled down a 6 pack of BK Shots and a large soda a few hours before taping was to begin and had a mini heart attack shortly after consuming the adorable little baby burgers. MMmmm!
Slunt source also said that he commented on how he was able to see clearly through the bag that was holding the meal due to the incredibly high grease content.. LOL that reminds me of a Simpsons episode where they rub the burgers on the wall and it becomes clear.
I had a similar experience of mini heart attack I think after I had a few BK Breakfast shots a few weeks ago.. they are LETHAL but well worth the risk. I like how they don’t even cut the fucking things into separate pieces.. it’s really like 1 large misshapen hamburger that is twice as messy as it should be..
BOYCOTT the shots? hmmm.. ::sip:: <3 mB
Tags: Burger King, Chin, Fast food, Heart Attack, In Hospital, Jay Leno, Shovel, Sick
