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First off.. NEVER have a husband! But.. if you do.. make sure that he isn’t 5 feet shorter than you. Katie is down on the road and is bending her knees like a whore and is still just as tall as Tom way up on the curb.. nix the 4 inch heels already. Matching short hairdos is for the limpwristeds.. waving at anything is lame.. use the middle finger instead always! Also having children is so 90’s but if you are going to pop out a mini whatever make sure her shoes are the right size. Oh well at least Tom and Katie don’t believe in Xenu and crazy stories written by Mo Ron Hubbard. P.S. I think that’s Jay Z in back left. <3 MB [Photo: BuzzFoto.com]