Holly Madison, star of E! hit reality show The girls Next Door and Hugh Henfer’s main slunt, has moved out of Hugh’s master bedroom. Although she still calls the prestigious Beverly Hills Playboy mansion her home. She’s no longer boning Hef’s dry saggy half way dead 82 year old body.
‘If she says it’s over, it’s over,’ Hef said. ‘But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.’
So how long is the rest of your life Hef? 5 years? 1 year? Fuck it.. this asshole is most likely a week away from getting dissected at the nearest morgue. If I were Holly.. I would have stuck with it until the old bastard ‘slipped’ in the shower or some shit. That’s just me.. Guess not every lovely whore out there can be as smart as moi.
But supposedly the reason of the break up was because Hugh told Miss Holly that he’d never marry her or have her babies. Is this asshole still capable of producing Human sperm?…Ugh.
Anywho, the relationship with all 3 girls seems to be in the shit hole. So Hef is going to be seeking 7 girls to accompany him in the Mansion. I’m sure one of our dirty little slunts’ will be up to the challenge.
<3 Krissy
Note from MB: Is that Krissy? It’s been so long I thought you died bitch. I was about to pour some goose out in memory of you.
It’s all bullshit anyways. Didn’t Holly get shacked up with that Chris Angel fuck supposedly? This whole town is controlled by publicists and studios and is about as realistic and trustworthy as the presidential debate. I still love the show.. Kendra makes me pee. ::sip:: Rep it. Love you Krissy you slunt.. don’t be such a stranger. <3 MB
