Oh god, usually I have mixed feelings on this big booty hoe but after seeing this picture I have just two words: Um, ew. This whole look is somewhat disgusting from someone who’s not only representing that oh so respectable reputation she and her “Mom-ager†managed to earn from their little reality show, but also for someone trying to sell clothes from her cute Calabasas store ran by her dead behind the eyes sisters. Besides her always shiny ebony locks, this whole train wreck of an outfit has “Last five minutes of fame†written all over it. Hmmm, wrinkled Crayola colored dress? Check. Neon green pedicure flip flops? Obviously. Oversized Fendi bag that says, “Forgive my outfit because I’m carrying a down payment for a Honda Civic on my arm� Check-a-fucking-roo. Kimmie, dear, if you were strutting your fat ass around in those cute little peep-toe velvet black pumps your holding on to, I might have had something nice to say about this whole blasé excuse for a frock … but since you’re not… ::yawn::
-London Sierra
Note from MB: What’s a honda civic? ::sip:: It’s a fact that all the dash girls have mb shirts but I don’t think any of them have the ovarian fortitude to wear them out on the skreets of Calabanus or sell them in their cute little closet-sized store unfortunately. <3 MB
