So unless you’ve been living under a rock, or possibly reside in Wyoming, you probably are aware of the new teeny bopper that is just too fucking cute for words, Selena Gomez. Disney queefed this little semi-ethnic ball of smiles and Hollister right as her arch teeny bopper nemesis Miley Cyrus decided to grow a pair and post oh so “scandalous” pickies all over the internet and High School Musical sweethearts Zac and Nessa began publicly dry humping one another. This chick has everything you would want in your jailbait “it” girl : a non threatening baby face, A cups, and a hint of Latin spice to her, you know the kind that makes her appealing to all my home girls in Coachella but not enough to scare white people into switching the channel to Nickelodeon in hopes to catch Jamie Lynne’s pasty white, fish eyed face. Oh yeah, that kind of spice which makes her oh so muy caliente. Selena pretty much appeals to everyone, from middle school girls, to forty-seven year old men. The only career move I suggest for my girl is to take it one step above that Hanna Montana chick and release a sex tape on your 18th birfday complete with bondage cuffs, whips, and all three of the Jonas Brothers and I’ll love you forever you dignified mini-slunt.[Photo: Buzzfoto.com]
-London Sierra
Note from MB: ROFL LoSi you crack me up.. and it’s not like I’m tanked or high yet even. Which reminds me, I have to start drinking and roll a pinner. P.S. She looks like a cross between Mila Kunis and MiniMB. KISS KISS <3 MB
