Okay, first of all let me establish that I am a Hills super fan. These bitches’ “drama” is about as real as Heidi’s everything, but their pithy dialog and fucking fabulous attire keeps me tuned in and counting down the days until their Season 4 premier. However, there is one thing that constantly annoys me to no end every time I pop in a Season 3 DVD to get my fix. It is not the overkill of the Wayfarers and black nail polish, or even the on again off again douche hybrid that is Hencer. Those are mere nails on a chalkboard compared to the one thing that really gets my fucking skin itching – seriously can someone tell me what the fuck is up with Audrina’s eyes? Sure this bitch has a nice rack and rocking bod but between her dickwod fuck buddy, Justin Bobby, and her inability to look straight into a camera, I am starting to grow weary of Lauren’s pretend bestie. Hey Audry, do me a favor and ditch the fedora, stop constantly looking up like you’re a fucking moron, and leak more tittie pics on the internet bitch. [Photo: Buzzfoto.com]
-London Sierra
Note from MB: Lol losi.. I bledged about the eye issue a long time ago too. I think and I was trying to figure out why she did it and how she did it. I thought it might be like the new “in” thing to do, actually it even kinda made sense.. staring above someones head into the open sky would allow me to pay even less attention the person in front of me, and whatever verbal diarrhea they are spewing forth, and more time dreaming about my next purchase or what I should be sipping on ::sip:: So I tried it, tripped a few times, and said fuck it she must just be a hot retard. Hills in 4 days slunts! What bar is the viewing party at? Serious did you set that shit up? <3 MB
