LONDON HATES HEIDI.

Posted By: London Sierra Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/lo_si_co

Stop the effin presses, is Miss Montag being accompanied by someone other than Chin Pubes Pratt? On a latte fueled excursion in search for the perfect gladiator sandal, Heidi and her mommy hammed to a crowd of lurkers on Robertson with camera phones on hand flashing away. Not only did this delusional bitch manage to taint the good name that is Kitson, but she also managed to stare spot on to give the photog that signature grin of hers on that impeccable jaw line that obviously, ahem, runs in the fam. Ugh, the only thing that makes the chunks start to rise more than an over exposed fuckhead for a celebrity (a la Britney Shmears) is an over exposed fuckhead pretending to be famous. They’re just some people in this world that deserve to be destroyed; this cum bucket is one of them. Someone introduce her to that smelly Olsen sister and maybe in a couple of months Miss Montag’s masseuse will find her lifeless, non- biodegradable ass and the world can finally rejoice to the fact that this loser wont pollute the cover of my US Magazine anymore. [Photo: Buzzfoto.com]

- London Sierra