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Posted By: Vanna
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So, I got my cooder waxed for the first time yesterday. Uhmmm… HOLY SHIT THAT HURT! These are the times when I hate being a girl and when I want to kick all men in their…..AREA! This was one of the most painful things I’ve gone through in a very long time. Besides being painful, it was pretty fuckin akward too. I had some strange ladies face in between my legs for 30 minutes! I was so embarrassed! I knew I couldn’t shave, so it wasn’t very pleasant down there. I showed up to the place with an 80’s bush and the lady didn’t even leave the room while I got undressed, she just said, “take off your pants and underwear” and just stood there watching me. If that wasn’t uncomfortable enough, she then told me to sit on the table and spread my legs! Then she ripped the shit out of my 80’s masterpiece and told me to bend over and spread em! There’s gotta be some way to get sons of bitches back for this pain we go through!

-Vanna

Note from MB: Ouch. Thats what lasers are for. I thought everyone used lasers now a days? Am I wrong? Maybe a Wal type store should start offering some cheap laser treatments for slunts that have little cash. Steph hop on that idea.. call mr. wall tomorrow and let’s get something going for these bitches.<3 MB