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Um. Ashton. Don’t take this wrong but.. this new show of yours? Â Â nope.
So far Paris and some old washed up actor dude looked like fools. Mario and Eva looked like fools. Spade looked silly. Avril looked like a joke. Now you try to use Audrina while she is basking in her 15 minutes? Let me ask you this first.. am I to believe that the douchebag guy with the lame ass face tat is really a tattoo artist? Second, that sharpie Chinese scribbled on her arm.. am I to believe that she would really get that shit inked up? (I think it says pop fiction actually in mandarin) Thizird, are those red marks supposed to be blood? I mean.. cmon now. Someone let me know what the fuck is going on there in Hollywood while I have been gone. Been in Munich getting sharty and will be home soon.
Rep the brand, next!
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