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Poor David Hasslecough the drunk was trying to walk the straight and sober path recently but seems to have fallen off like most thought he would. My sources tell me he saw the above picture of himself, that he had blocked out for 25 years, in a “Röcklenspeil größer ” German Penis Pump advertisement from 1979 and he instantly started downing bottles of JD. Soon after he was rushed to the hospital for treatment. His publicist confirmed that David never wanted to get into the male enhancement arena and only hoped this ad that he did in desperation so long ago would not surface as it has.
Rep the brand, don’t do penis pump ad’s for german companies
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